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Tag: philadelphia

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

The Humble Hannity? Your Wonkagenda, November 2, 2016

Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!

DNC Night Three: Let’s Meet This Tim Kaine Person, Shall We? Also, Barry Bamz! A Livebloog

It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.

Jews For Jesus Really Sassy In Philadelphia Right Now

MORE DISPATCHES FROM PHILLY YOU GUYS, OMG

DNC Dance Parties Are Way Sexxxier Than RNC Dance Parties, SCIENCE FACT

YOU COME LISTEN TO THESE SONGS RIGHT NOW.
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

If It’s Bernie Or Bust, And It Won’t Be Bernie, What Does That Leave?

The BOO-erners were much more scarce on Night Two of the convention, just as we predicted!

Your Hero Nancy Pelosi Is Tiny And Exquisite, Just Like You Always Imagined

Ooh, look, more fancy pictures of fancy people!

Are You Saying Boo, Or Boo-nie Sanders?

There were a lot of boo-birds at the first night of the DNC. Or were there that many, really?

God Expresses Displeasure With DNC By Drenching Philly With Completely Unreasonable Monsoon

But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.

Oh Hey Philadelphia, Wonkette Is Inside You, Like A Romance Lover

OOH YOU LIKE PICTURES OOH THEY MAKE YOU SO 'SCITED.
Both screencaps are from teevee shows starting with 'State of...' Isn't that something?

Let’s Kick Debbie Wasserman Schultz Around One More Time, For Old Time’s Sake

Just in time for the Democratic National Convention, Debbie-Wasserman Schultz has fired herself. Bloody well about time.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Hillary Clinton Not All That Impressed With Donald Trump’s RNC Speech, How Odd

With bonus Tweets from Bernie Sanders and greatest congressional Tweeterer ever, John Dingell!

Driving Out Of Cleveland With A Bullet In My Bumper: Wonkette’s RNC Reflections

No for real that happened, CLICK TO LEARN THE STORY.

Hillary Clinton History Woman Preznit US America, Bernie Sanders GRRRR ARGH

If he were Hillary, we would wonder if he were on the rag.

CNN Steps On Own Dick, Wonders If Prince’s Death Is Good News For Trump And Hillary

Know what's been nice? Since Prince's untimely passing on Thursday, people really haven't said hardly anything shitty about it. Cities large and small have gone purple, the cast of Broadway's The Color Purple sang the tribute to end all tributes, and...