Store employee who called the cops on the men has come to a mutual understanding with the company that she is terrible and no longer works there.
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light from normal to reach Earth.
Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
Seriously, this is disturbing.
Why are we marching against Nazis and the KKK in 2017? Here's one reminder.
Much more to him than just fava beans and a nice chianti, ff-f-f-f-f-fff. It's your Open Thread!
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.
Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!
It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.
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