It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.
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The BOO-erners were much more scarce on Night Two of the convention, just as we predicted!
Ooh, look, more fancy pictures of fancy people!
But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.
OOH YOU LIKE PICTURES OOH THEY MAKE YOU SO 'SCITED.
Just in time for the Democratic National Convention, Debbie-Wasserman Schultz has fired herself. Bloody well about time.
With bonus Tweets from Bernie Sanders and greatest congressional Tweeterer ever, John Dingell!
No for real that happened, CLICK TO LEARN THE STORY.
If he were Hillary, we would wonder if he were on the rag.
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