Tag: pew

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Fox Doc Keith Ablow Being A Jerk To All The Lazy, Potted-Up Millennials. That Is Wonkette’s Job!

Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.
You sad bro?

New Poll Shows Republicans Starting To Realize They Suck

What up, Republicans? You feeling sorta down, sorta bad about yourselves these days? Because of how you suck and no one likes you? And everyone is pointing and laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA, and saying, "Look at these idiots HAHAHAHAHAHA"? Yeah, we...

Pew Poll Demonstrates That Americans, Republicans, Not *That* Stupid

Hey-O, who has two thumbs and isn't as stupid as you might have been led to believe? Oh, just 62% of Americans and 35% of Republicans, who think that the Republican party has become "too extreme." For the record,...

Good Morning, The Future Is Here!

Welcome, Wonkette readers! Racism is in the past, the CDC is promising there are no zombies, and we're building weapons to fight aliens! Aren't you glad the past is over? According to Pew, difference in political opinions is what most...

Mexicans Getting The Hell Out Of Miserable United States

What was that question from the dumb Republican debates, about Mexicans... oh yes: How do you "turn off the magnet" that brings all those Mexitrons to the United States? Well, it appears we have our answer: make the United...