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Posts Tagged ‘pets’

THE OBAMAS STILL NEED A PUPPY

CNN’s ‘Puppidential Debate’

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

How adorable! Be sure to watch till the end, when Anderson Cooper makes a funny joke about not being housebroken. [YouTube]


MONSTERS

Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

That is actually John McCain's catA new poll from the venerable AP-Yahoo partnership shows that pet owners prefer John McCain over Barack Obama, 42% to 37%. (The other 21%, we assume, support pet-loving failure Mitt Romney.) Dog owners, especially, support John McCain by a wide margin, while cat owners of course lean towards known homosexual Barack Obama. Obama owns no pets because he hates domesticated beasts. But — as the AP tells us — John McCain owns a “veritable menagerie” of creatures. Sexy! MORE »


PUPPY BOWL

The Obamas Need A Dog!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Yes, yes, a thousand times yesThe American Kennel Club wants to know what kind of dog you think the Obama family should get once they are all elected president. The two youngest President Obamas, Malia and Sasha, have Elitest allergies so they will need a fancy hypoallergenic dog instead of a nice old mutt from the D.C. pound who would love them forever for springing it from Dog Prison. MORE »


RUDY GIULIANI

Rudy & Barry Both Hate Your Pets

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

George Washington and his pets, 1789 - WonketteAnother fun way to choose a president is, of course, to find out what sort of pets they have — or in the case of animal haters Barry Hussein Obama and Rudy Giuliani, what pets they don’t have. MORE »


CRIME

Metro Section: Murder Ballads

Friday, March 9th, 2007

* We’re on our way back to the top — murder capital, babies! [Prince of Petworth]
* DCist Exposed Photography Show begins today at the Warehouse, opening party at 6:30PM. [DCeiver]
* If you need a ride home after the show, consider a ride-along. [Life in Mount Vernon Square]
* Nasty ass U Street pet store finally goes out of business. With luck, Results with expand. [Metroblogging DC]
* Are you helping the environment if you drive seven miles to get organic produce? [vegetables for breakfast]