Tag: peter king

No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

It’s Official: Bill Clinton Did 9/11

It has long been the position of the Republican Party that 9/11 was the worst thing to ever happen to America, at least until Barack Obama was elected president (twice). But the party has never been comfortable with the FACT that...

House Republicans Having No Good Very Bad Day. Let’s Point And Laugh At Them!

It's hard out there for a Republican member of Congress right now, and not just because everyone in America, including their fellow Republicans, hates their maggot-infested guts. First, John Boehner tells his caucus he is sick of their bullshit,...
Damn it, denial IS TOO a strategy

Muslim-Hatin’ Rep: But Are White Terrorists Even Terrorists, Really?

Congressfireplug Peter King (R-NY Somehow) was not at all impressed by last week's report from the New America Foundation, which found that more Americans have been killed by rightwing terrorism than by Muslim extremists since 9/11. King serves on...
These Rand Paul supporters were excited to be in the front row

All Your Excited Reactions To Ted Cruz’s Big Presidential Jesus Announcement

Ted Cruz is ready to take America down the Jesus Road to national salvation, and some people are more excited about that than others. On the one hand, you have your Tea Party Nation, which declares Cruz "the only...

2013’s Person Of The Year: Hitler, Who Was Just Like Hitler

Oh 2013, how we will miss you and your multitudes of bad analogies, even though we are pretty sure 2014 will bring us even more bad analogies, because America is awful and Americans are awful, and it is now...

The Super Awesome Government Shutdown Blame Game Has Begun

Well all right then. The government shutdown happened. While some Republicans were calling this "dance" something to "compromise" and "negotiate" into giving them exactly everything they ever wanted ever, and Democrats were "refusing to be extorted," the clock instead...

Your Morning Wonkdate On Congress’s Continued Fight For Title Of Most Embarrassing National Legislature

Wow you guys, yesterday sure was a fun day for democracy and we have so much to talk about this morning! What was your favorite part of the great SHUTDOWNGHAZI!!1!!??? Was it that time when the Senate, a body...

New York’s Peter King Yells ‘First!’ In GOP 2016 Comment Thread

Grumpy owl and New York congressman Peter King (R-IRA) announced this weekend that, having protected America from the Ground Zero Mosque and scary Muslims taking over America, he will now take his bigotry on the road and run for...

Peter King Compares Rand Paul To Hitler Appeasers, Brilliantly Avoids Godwin’s Law

Rep. Peter King (R-NY) managed to invoke Hitler yesterday in a historical context that did not involve insane hyperbole, but instead reflected an actual comparison between isolationist Republicans of the 1930s and today. Referring on CNN to Sen. Rand...

Peter King & Lindsay Graham: NSA Scandal Proves Americans Need To Be Watched More Closely (Updated)

Peter King (R-Stasi) has taking the very brave position of calling for the prosecution of reporters that publish classified data. Presumably, he is only referring to the classified data leaked by whistleblowers, NOT the classified data accidentally revealed by...

Politicians Welcome Chance To Discuss This NSA Surveillance Monster They Hid In The Basement

Over the weekend, various security officials and congresscritters were forced to go on the morning yap shows or talk to the press about the secret data collection programs exposed by the Guardian over the weekend. Some of them took this...

Looks Like Glenn Beck Has At Least Four Listeners In The House Who Want To Know About Saudi ‘Bomber’

As the world waits on its tenterhooks -- which are surprisingly comfortable, and shaped liked a sofa -- for Glenn Beck to release his DAMNING EVIDENCE about the US government coverup of the SAUDI NATIONAL who has already been...

Rep. Peter King Leaks Government Secrets To Threaten National Security Some More

If there's one thing New York Rep. Peter King (R-OF COURSE) hates -- besides Muslims, obviously -- it's people who leak classified information because they hate America. (Why else would they leak classified information, right?) Leaking government secrets is...

Today’s John Boehner Update, In Which Peter King Dashes Our Dreams of Continued Fightsies

Remember yesterday? Yesterday was AWESOME. Yesterday was the day when everybody - literally, everybody ever - hated John Boehner for behaving in a cartoon-villian-level of evil fashion and not bringing the Sandy relief bill to the floor. Leading the...

Even House GOP Hates House GOP Today

Did you spend the new year's holiday careening from half-truth to quarter-truth, rage to amusement, regarding the House GOP and the fiscal cliff? We did! Yr Wonkette was relieved that the whole thing went down on New Year's Eve...

Giuliani Considers Running Again For President of 9/11

The problem with the Republican race for president, so far, is that there's just not enough of the "craven opportunist stunt candidate on the make who also has a dreadful personal life." Newt Gingrich just can't handle all of...