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Obama Shoots Giant Rainbow Out Of His Hand, Instantly Turns All Jamaicans Gay

President Obama visited Jamaica this week, the first time a president has done that in over 30 years. Upon his departure, he turned around to shoot a beautiful, giant rainbow at the island nation, right out of his hand,...
So arrogant!

Obama Proclaims Self Princess-For-Life Of America

In case you have any doubts that Barack Obama believes himself to be not merely an employee of the People of the United States, but rather an emperor or a czar or a pretty pony princess, look no further than this June...

President’s Last Liberal Supporters Flee After He Reaches Over Chipotle Tuberculosis Guard

Some time ago, Melissa Harris-Perry was pretty mad at all the white liberals for racistly abandoning President Obama, with racism, probably because she forgot we all did the same thing to Bill Clinton. (Don't act like you didn't vote...

The Year In Rightwing Media, Simplified

Time's Zeke Miller tweetered this adorbs little photo from June as part of a year-end skim of the White House Flickr stream. Photographer Pete Souza's note: "The President called me over to pose for a photo with a young...

Helen Thomas Meets Deadline

Your Wonkette comes bearing sad news: Helen Thomas, "White House Crone," died today at age 92 after a long and eventful tour through the halls of the White House. Younger Wonketeers may only know her from that 2010 video where she...

Barack Obama Arrives Home In Africa, Cures AIDS And Stuff

With so much Nice TimeTM happening in the U.S. recently (Texas badass womyns & mandatory gay marriages) we thought this would be a good time to talk about some Global Nice Time. As President Obama travels to Africa to...

Here’s the Death-Stare Face Obama Made While Waiting Yesterday

America, this is just a guess, but it's probably not a good idea to make Obama angry. "We're gonna need a new vein!" — Obama's face of death. This whole photo is pretty much the greatest picture of the...

President Photobombed

It was bound to happen sooner or later to President Serious Face. Look! He's pressing that special button in his robot face that makes him hate white people! Flash cards are a great way to memorize your times tables. Christ,...

President Obama Accidentally Washed Down Giant Drain

It's not easy being the president during a sustained industrial/economic collapse! But Barack Obama bravely went to Willy Wonka's munitions factory somewhere in Ohio or someplace, and then Barack Obama did a bad thing and tried the Every Flavor...

Obamas Spend Holidays With College A Capella Groups, Worshipping Dog

Thanks to Jackie Kennedy being hott that one time she lived there, the White House is supposed to be a place of well-decorated holiday majesty at this time of year. But the Obamas are ruining it by hanging out...

Obama Drunk Dials John Boehner

When the war is over, in the wee small hours, when your tie is loosened and you just want to have a cigarette and bullshit on the phone with another brother who likes his smokes, that's when you open...

Obama Team Bored of Nation’s Problems, Still Loves the Blackberry

Look at all the president's men having so much fun on their Fantasy Lacrosse League while poor people talk about their troubles, with Obama! The official White House Flickr caption for this Pete Souza picture goes like this: "President...

Everybody Doesn’t Love Obama Now

Bob Woodward's new book, This Obama Guy Did 9/11, will be that thing everybody in Washington buys on Monday even though they read all the sad dirt today in the newspapers. Obama's own supporters just bitched at him for...

Socialist Practical Joker Puts Thumb (Foot) On Scale of Capitalism (Scale of People’s Weight)

President Barack Obama jokingly puts his toe on the scale as Trip Director Marvin Nicholson, unaware to the President's action, weighs himself as the presidential entourage passed through the volleyball locker room at the University of Texas in Austin,...

White House Photo Website Implies Chuck Todd Is Plastic Water Bottle

Here is the actual caption to this official White House photograph by Pete Souza: "President Barack Obama is interviewed by Chuck Todd, of NBC News, at Gerald R. Ford International Airport in Grand Rapids, Mich., July 15, 2010." Mmhmm,...