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Here's a new twist, a fun and exciting way for a Republican to lay blame for gun violence on something, ANYTHING, that isn't spelled...

Tick tock, tick tock, only a couple days left before the Department of Homeland Security runs out of money, and it'll be the Republicans'...

Augh, summer. The heat makes everybody so agitated! Across America, politicians, ex-politicians, and the politician-adjacent have all been feelin' extra litigious. In today's Politigation...

Oh man, guys, this Cliven Bundy thing is getting out of control. Despite his blatant racism and strong desire for the government to keep...

Harry Reid is telling tales again, and we could not love him more. He's been fingered (gross) as the gossip girl behind the rumor...

An unnamed Republican congressman explained Thursday that the government shutdown was a whole lot like the Battle of Gettysburg: "I would liken this a...

This is Nancy Pelosi, mom, grandma, Armani model, and once the most powerful woman in the nation. And here she is, flappin' her gums...

Oops, it's Friday, better check in on our beloved 112th Congress to see if they did anything (please god, spare us) or even showed...

Two House Republicans weren't around to strategically hand tissues to John Boehner on Wednesday as the House session opened. That wasn't a problem, because...

PETE SESSIONS INSANELY GAY FOR TERRIBLE CRIMINAL: "Just hours after federal agents charged banker Allen Stanford with fleecing investors of $7 billion, the disgraced...

Sad whine, sad whine: Some of our nation's saddest Republicans are terribly upset that Barack Obama will not put in an excruciating bad-faith appearance...

Texas GOP clown Pete Sessions last made the news when he suggested the doomed Republicans become more like the Taliban. As the modern Republican...


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