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Hey, That PETA Gal Is Taking Off Her Underwear

Monday, January 28th, 2008


Nothing says “Our Precious Freedoms” like PETA’s annual State of the Union video of a young lady taking about an hour to get naked because she’s saying something about how you are not supposed to waterboard hamsters or eat steak. [PETA]


Hey, Look, It’s ‘Fruity Giuliani’

Monday, January 14th, 2008


We aren’t really overwhelmed by the hilarity of this PETA video spoof thing, but “Fruity Giuliani” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Try saying it around the office today! [PETA Road to the Greenhouse]


Mitt Romney Swears Those Abu Ghraib Prisoners ‘Enjoyed It’

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Mitt Romney is, of course, primarily known for being a Crisis Manager or something. We learned of Mitt’s executive skills earlier this week when the Boston Globe described how he tortured the family dog by driving 12 hours with the hapless animal strapped to the roof of a station wagon. And when Romney’s 17 terrified kids began watched the tortured Irish Setter’s diarrhea stream down the car’s windows, Dad simply pulled over at a gas station, savagely hosed down the shit-covered dog — which was still locked in the cage on the roof — and then merrily hopped back in the driver’s seat and continued the 12-hour drive with the frightened, sick, soaking wet dog shivering in the violent highway wind. MORE »


Gossip Roundup: Brunch Madness

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

* Reliable Source: Everyone skipped work and went to the Nats opener yesterday, except you, sucker. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Yoko Ono said some stuff about peace, cherry blossoms, etc… Tammy Haddad is having her 10th-annual pre-WHCD brunch. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: [The Hill]
* Shenanigans:Ron Kaufman - the Chairman of Dutko Worldwide and a top Mitt Romney advisor” — forced by rowdy Nats crowd to kiss some poor woman for their amusement… PETA writes Karl Rove a sarcastic letter about how bad his animal-killing joke bombed… The damn WHCD coverage and previewing is here. [Politico]
* Page Six: Sheryl Crow showed up to Dick Durbin’s office wearing an elephant. [NYP]


State of the Union, Nekkid Girl, Tortured Puppies

Monday, January 22nd, 2007


We feel kind of dirty about pimping this, because Americans must protect their precious dog-torturing freedoms, but it’s probably the only opportunity to say “naked girl” and “State of the Union” in the same post. MORE »


Lonesome Stunt Pulled

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

Donald Rumsfeld tortures chickens! - WonketteBecause nothing’s going on in Washington this month, the PETA people chose today to burn a “life sized” effigy of the Col. Sanders cartoon character — the Col. Sanders cartoon character that hasn’t been used by KFC for years, after a brief and embarrassing marketing experiment. MORE »


Save the Orphaned Kittens of Beirut! And the Movie Stars of France!

Friday, July 21st, 2006

everytimeyoumasturbategodkillsakittenpleasethinkofthekittens.jpgPeople for the Ethical Treatment of Animals discusses the forgotten victims of bloodshed in Beirut and Lebanon: MORE »


Remainders: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

* “Podfisking,” it’s all the rage. [Andrew Sullivan] MORE »