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Beloved pretend video-game character “Mario” is in big trouble with the only organization on Earth known for not torturing animals: PETA. Taking a break from capturing naked girls to get the attention of anusburger-chomping slobs, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has turned its attentions to the pixelated Italian-American handyman because he is wearing [...]
Repugnant slob Bob Parsons somehow has this huge Internet domain business, “Go Daddy.” You probably have some web domains registered there, if you have web domains. Here is what this guy did, recently: Multi-millionaire creep patronizes the most oppressive, vicious government in Africa to slaughter elephants, for fun. And yeah, this is the same cretin [...]
Hey heads up: PETA is offering to take whatever prison that Obama decides not use for terrorist collecting—Guantánamo, or that maximum security job in Thomson, IL that might be New Guantánamo—and turn it into a “All Living Beings Empathy Center.” It’d be symbolic as shit, right, because the Guantánamo human torture can be sort of [...]
Here’s a political ad from a lobbying group which was REFUSED by the evil SUPER BOWL TV, so it’s of Great Interest to your Wonkette, which is all about politics, and hot models fucking broccoli, for freedom. [PETA]
