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Posts Tagged ‘pet’

BREAKING NEWS

The Obamas Are About To Get Their Dog, In Spring, Pretty Soon!

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Please don't drink out of the motherfucking toilet bowl.Now this is some change we can believe in: Barack Obama kept his promise to three Americans (his wife and daughters) and now the family has a dog (Bobby Jindal). Ha, just kidding, they wanted a good dog. And they haven’t actually picked out a canine, yet. It’s all in People magazine, which is the main periodical covering the Obama Administration, because Americans love People, and when’s the last time you saw the NYT in the checkout line? MORE »