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Joseph Dee Morrissey, at least for the moment, stubbornly remains a Democratic member of the Virginia House. He was all "okay, fine, I'll resign, GOD" after...

Competition is heating up for Wonkette's Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year award. Today's featured contender: Joseph Dee Morrissey, recently resigned member of the Virginia...

Greetings, Wonketteers! Your Comics Curmudgeon has been given permission by Wonkette's lovely editrix to promote a pet project here: Hail to the Slash,...

Everyone should drop what they're doing right now and give a million Pulitzers to the Comics Alliance for blowing the lid off of...

You know what keeps Chuck Grassley up at night? Pornography! Specifically, the thought that someone, somewhere, within the vast National Science Foundation...

Americans, do you know about "millimeter wave systems"? Of course you don't -- that's terrifying science talk. In layman's terms, these are the...

HOLY MOLY LOOK AT GOV. RICK PERRY TOUCH THIS MAN. JESUS. He's like, well sure I'll shake your hand old man, but before I...

HANDSY N.C. STATE SENATOR SHOOTS HOME INTRUDER: This is why we need military-grade assault weapons, people: "TABOR CITY, N.C. -- A sheriff says North...

By the Comics CurmudgeonMany differences of opinion mark the divide between real Americans and the sort of decadent, elitist sex-crazed weirdos who read this...

Oh, this was so awesome, the other day! What could be better than Anderson Cooper plus furries? Anderson Cooper crackin' on furries, and suggesting...

Congressman Pete King: Is he the Mike Gravel of 2009? He's very fond of the brief, nonsensical YouTube on important topics such as why...

A pervert in Pennsylvania has been arrested. HOORAY FOR FRIDAY NEWS! Alan David Berlin, 40, and longtime staffer in the Pennsylvania state Senate, was...

COMMENCE 'CRYPTIC PHONE DRIVE-BYS IN HIPPIE COMMUNES' PHASE OF TEABAGGING REVOLUTION: Left-wing communist and likely herbivore "CB" writes: "I know this is only a...

A full two thirds of the most recent Georgetown University Public Safety Reports have involved an unknown male entering someone's home and hovering in...

A "high-level" aide to communist Sen. Barbara Boxer of California has been arrested after -- whoops! -- he was caught chatting and swapping cock...

Why is gay Senator Larry Craig always getting arrested in public restrooms? Because he's the Idaho Bathroom Goblin, that's why! Also, as this picture...

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