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Denny Hastert Going To Actual-Factual Prison For Covering Up How He Molested All The Boys

Denny Hastert, former speaker of the House and a serial child molester who for eight years was second in line to the presidency after Dick Cheney (who was already president anyway), has been sentenced to 15 months in actual...

Pervy Pol’s Taint Leads To Private Caucus, All Political Dick Puns Currently In Use

Joseph Dee Morrissey, at least for the moment, stubbornly remains a Democratic member of the Virginia House. He was all "okay, fine, I'll resign, GOD" after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor to avoid trial for child pornography, then announced he planned to...

Pervy Convict Legislator Wants Virginia To Remove The Taint From His Seat

Competition is heating up for Wonkette's Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year award. Today's featured contender: Joseph Dee Morrissey, recently resigned member of the Virginia House of Delegates and "descendant of John Morrissey, a 19th-century U.S. Congressman and one-time bare-knuckle...

At Last, There Is A Website For Your Homoerotic Presidential Fan Fiction

Greetings, Wonketteers! Your Comics Curmudgeon has been given permission by Wonkette's lovely editrix to promote a pet project here: Hail to the Slash, a crowdsourced repository of slash fiction about presidents and presidential candidates, having sex, with each...

Someone Please Assure Us That This ‘Steampunk Palin’ Comic Is An Elaborate Prank

Everyone should drop what they're doing right now and give a million Pulitzers to the Comics Alliance for blowing the lid off of an upcoming "Steampunk Palin" comic book/graphic novel/spank mag. It is (obviously) about a near-future...

Chuck Grassley Verrrry Interested In This Whole ‘Pornography’ Business

You know what keeps Chuck Grassley up at night? Pornography! Specifically, the thought that someone, somewhere, within the vast National Science Foundation bureaucracy, is using a computer and Internet connection purchased with tax, dollars paid by hard-working...

Cops Making Hot Sex Porn Mags From Your Body Scans!

Americans, do you know about "millimeter wave systems"? Of course you don't -- that's terrifying science talk. In layman's terms, these are the giant scary scanning machines that most airports have about two of, and people are selected...

Rick Perry Likes To Pet People, As A Greeting

HOLY MOLY LOOK AT GOV. RICK PERRY TOUCH THIS MAN. JESUS. He's like, well sure I'll shake your hand old man, but before I do that, I'm just gonna pet your hair a lil' bit, and you're gonna have...

HANDSY N.C. STATE SENATOR SHOOTS HOME INTRUDER: This is why we need military-grade assault weapons, people: "TABOR CITY, N.C. -- A sheriff says North Carolina's longest serving state lawmaker has shot one of two intruders who kicked in the...

Perverts Foreign And Domestic

By the Comics CurmudgeonMany differences of opinion mark the divide between real Americans and the sort of decadent, elitist sex-crazed weirdos who read this site. Perhaps one of the easiest ways to tell which category you fall into...

AC360 Exposé: Furries Have A Certain Sex Fetish

Oh, this was so awesome, the other day! What could be better than Anderson Cooper plus furries? Anderson Cooper crackin' on furries, and suggesting they do more at their glamorous Pittsburgh conference than talk. So adorable!

NY Congressman Bravely Speaks Out Against Dead Pop Star

Congressman Pete King: Is he the Mike Gravel of 2009? He's very fond of the brief, nonsensical YouTube on important topics such as why we all "glorify" Michael Jackson instead of firefighters and AIDS clinic workers. Hmm, good question!...

Pennsylvania Legislative Furry Arrested For Trying To Sex Young Boy

A pervert in Pennsylvania has been arrested. HOORAY FOR FRIDAY NEWS! Alan David Berlin, 40, and longtime staffer in the Pennsylvania state Senate, was charged Thursday for being a terrible panda furry who loved teenage boys so, so much....

COMMENCE 'CRYPTIC PHONE DRIVE-BYS IN HIPPIE COMMUNES' PHASE OF TEABAGGING REVOLUTION: Left-wing communist and likely herbivore "CB" writes: "I know this is only a minor event, especially because I'm sure millions of people got this phone call. But I...

Georgetown Harrassed By Serial Cuddler

A full two thirds of the most recent Georgetown University Public Safety Reports have involved an unknown male entering someone's home and hovering in or around the resident's bed until being "asked" to leave. MPD has reported seven similar intrusions...

DING DING DING Senate Aide Arrested For Kiddie Porn DING

A "high-level" aide to communist Sen. Barbara Boxer of California has been arrested after -- whoops! -- he was caught chatting and swapping cock pictures with 13-year-old boys on a liberal social network called "Google Hello." Gross! And the...