• February 13, 2012

peru

Wednesday, July 28 through Saturday, August 14: We’re very happy to report that for the first time in a long-ass time we don’t feel the need to qualify the heat in DC with the term “unbearable.” Hooray, it’s only 95 degrees out! And 27 restaurants in the “Golden Triangle District” — a wonderland of opium, [...]

Oh, you want a dog? Here is a dog for you, straight from the fires of HELL. You can dress it up in a sweater and some lipstick, and it will look exactly like Liz Taylor. This is a Peruvian Hairless dog, ancient pet of the Incas. It is prone to acne and blackheads. Some [...]

Embedded video from CNN Video Oh hey what is that sort of wet popping sound? It is the heads of thousands of Bitters exploding as they discover that Barack Obama is worse than a Muslim. He is a South American voodoo skull cultist! Thanks to Brian for the tip. [CNN]