Because he IS a monster, and Tony Schwartz is so sorry if he made you think he was anything but that.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Presidential candidate in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an endorsement from a Speaker of the House.
In related news, Dan Quayle doesn't know what a tautology is.
If what's good for the environment is bad for Donald Trump's hair, then those regulations are just not worth the risk.
Inside the secret illuminati plot to depopulate the world and deprive Roosh V of a wife that will make him all the sandwiches.
So we were over at the blog of our Emo-Goth boyfriend Andrew Sullivan and he linked to this nifty site analyzer deal that will...