Tag: pepsico

Finally! A Dorito For Me, A Woman.

Sure, we wanted equal pay, but we got tinier, less crunchy Doritos. And if that's not a win, I don't know what is.
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Uh Oh, Trump’s Gone And Pissed Off The Walmart Now!

Look at all these CEOs telling Donald Trump to fuck off after his pitiful response to Charlottesville!

Even Your Favorite Chips Come In Homo Gaysexual Lesbian Rainbow Flavor Now

BREAKING NEWS FLASH SIREN ALERT TRIGGER WARNING DEFCON 69! Look what is being crammed down your throat now! It is what used to be your favorite snacky treat, from the makers of all those Cool Habanero Nacho Fiery Ranch Doritos...

PepsiCo’s Lady President Has A Mom, And She Is A Dick

PepsiCo's president is some dumb lady, Indra Nooyi we guess, and she was pretty excited when she got some dumb important job, instead of knowing where her real priorities should lie. ("Family." "It's all about family." Which is in...

Justice Sonia Sotomayor Personally Selling Pepsi To Dying Fat Kids, Yalies Outraged

Now that the New York Times is done carrying water for the CIA, it has plenty of man-power to commit to other pressing matters, like how Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is attending a conference for Yale alumnae, and...