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ZOMG has Barack Obama lost his MOMENTUM??? The megastar celebrity appeared on the cover of People last week, and sales actually DIPPED by 50,000 copies. If Barack Obama cannot stimulate enough reader interest to keep circulation at a healthy 1.45 million copies per week, is he really qualified for the highest office in the land? [New York Post]

* Thanks to Terry McAuliffe, Bill Clinton is an inspiration for gays on the whole Korean peninsula. [Hotline on Call]
* Prove you’re biggest Bush hater in your town: buy the “impeachbush.com” domain name today! [Ebay]
* Fired Time staffers: Don’t blame the internet for your kid’s impending malnutrition. [BuzzMachine]
* Sam Brownback will make a big announcement today— that he’s running for President. Get your mind out of the gutter. [CQ Politics]
* Barack the vote! [Café Press]
* We know must-see-TV takes a back seat to must-drink-on-Thursday-nights, so here’s the Colbert/O’Reilly videos you missed. [Alternet]

Thank god this Onion blogger is reading People, ’cause we almost missed this. MORE »