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YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO BITCH OR TOO THIN 10:25 am October 10, 2012

It’s Okay, You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Just ‘Writing’ A Fitness ‘Book’

It seems like just yesterday we were worried about Sarah Palin! The wraithlike skin-sack of hollow bones clomping around Los Angeles this week was not the GILF you’ve hatefucked in your brainpan so many times throughout the years, but instead gave us a huge anti-boner of sad. (That this led to accusations in the comments [...]

IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY 3:14 pm July 7, 2010

Sex Detective Tipper Gore Doesn’t Believe Ex-Husband Groped Massage Lady

by Jack Stuef

The tabloids would have you believe that Al Gore wanted some masseuse person to touch his genitals one time years ago, but a respectable magazine, People, does not believe this, as they heard from one of Tipper Gore’s friends that she doesn’t believe it happened. “And they also say Al had an affair with a [...]

TROUBLING NUMBERS 12:40 pm August 1, 2008

Sales Of ‘People’ Magazine With Obama On The Cover Just Kind Of Average

by Sara K. Smith

ZOMG has Barack Obama lost his MOMENTUM??? The megastar celebrity appeared on the cover of People last week, and sales actually DIPPED by 50,000 copies. If Barack Obama cannot stimulate enough reader interest to keep circulation at a healthy 1.45 million copies per week, is he really qualified for the highest office in the land? [...]

TERRY MCAULIFFE 12:54 am January 20, 2007