Tag: pentagon

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Secret Service: The Rent At Trump Tower Is TOO DAMN HIGH

President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile.

Trump Fires Trans Soldiers, Protects America From Talking About Jeff Sessions For A Day

It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much

Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Elijah Cummings Is Going To Kick Michael Flynn Right In His Russian Ass

The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

TEN U.S. Officials Say Trump A Big Fat Lying Liar Who Lies About Clusterfuque Yemen Raid

Donald Trump is still deciding whether the Yemen raid falls under 'Feather in my Cap!' or 'Big Black Eye!'

Intelligence Community Keeping Hottest Gossip From Trump, Because He Can’t Be Trusted

Heck yeah, America, this is where we are right now!

Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 13, 2017

Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!