It all makes sense now! Just kidding, it always made sense.
Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'
Oh look who's awake from his nap!
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.
Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!
Some old soldiers may have a clever plan to make Trump's idiotic transgender ban just fade away.
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
Tammy Duckworth has had quite enough of your shit, Mr. Trump.
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile.
It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?