Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
President Griftabuck can't seem to squeeze enough cash out of the Secret Service to make protecting his life worthwhile.
It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump is still deciding whether the Yemen raid falls under 'Feather in my Cap!' or 'Big Black Eye!'
Heck yeah, America, this is where we are right now!
Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!