Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.
Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!
Are the Olympic judges fucking kidding right now?
In this corner: The Dream Marine VS the Bible-thumping torturer. A battle for Pennsyltucky!
Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.
He'll take those long nights, impossible odds, keepin' his eye to the keyhole.
Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.
If they take enough Alex Jones Brand Trucker Speed, they will probably believe him!
'Virtual charters,' you say? And 'DeVos has investments in them,' you say? Well at least she pays for her own planes.
Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!
Anti-choice Republican Tim Murphy told his sidepiece to get an abortion.
Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
TELL 'EM, NANCY!