THAT'S RIGHT COMEY, WE'RE TELLING YOU YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN.
Let's be joyful that stories like this still exist, at least until Donald Trump makes them illegal.
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so!
We still just want to give her a hug.
Trump's margin in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania is now fewer than 80,000 VOTES, FOR REAL, OH MY GOD.
Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
It's not like the Trump camp has anything to hide. OR DOES IT?
It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?
It would have been a better speech if if had been written on the back of an envelope.
We'd love to see a Thomas Hart Benton mural of Donald Trump
If you can't say Donald Trump inspired your hate crime, what has become of Justice?
Americans are now afraid of terrorist cookies.
Donald Trump has the best maternity leave program of either candidate. It's true -- because Clinton's plan isn't limited to just mothers.
Aetna dropped out of Obamacare exchanges in 11 states this week, proving either that Obamacare is unsustainable, or that big corporations can act like big babies when they don't get what they want.