Tag: penises

Al Gore Is Super Excited For Everyone To Hear About His Groping, Also He Likes Porn a Lot

Police in Portland have announced they are re-re-opening the investigation into that time Al Gore allegedly groped a masseuse at a hotel four years ago. Third time's the charm when it comes to cock-grabbing incidents, apparently. As for Gore,...

Body Parts And Bodily Functions

By the Comics CurmudgeonYou would be forgiven if you assumed that the members of our political class were terrible killer cyborgs, sent from the future to kill us all, with skeletons and organs made from metal and plastic. Or...

Today In ‘Great Action Scenes From Obama’s Book’

In today's installment, we remember The Slaughter of The Cock: "I watched the man set the bird down, pinning it gently under one knee, and pulling its neck out across a narrow gutter. For a moment the bird struggled,...

Schindler’s Lust