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Here is “grand chessmaster” Garry Kasparov, who moonlights as the leader of the Other Russia movement, “a loose coalition of activists opposing Vladamir Putin and the current Russian government.” He gave a speech Saturday in Moscow when a FLYING HELICOPTER PENIS interrupted him, frightening the world, until some (gay?) dude swatted it down. Don’t believe us? Watch. [Sharenator, Waxy]

* Fred Thompson loves getting paid to act like a Nazi. [Real Clear Politics]
* Karl Rove and Christopher Hitchens get high, light candles, paint pentagrams on the floor, each other. [Election Central]
* Dennis Kucinich is a space cadet. [PrezVid]
* Ron Paul debates himself. [Hit & Run]
* Most famous hirsute penis in the land to party in DC next week. [The Sleuth]
* Yea, but Sudan only terrorizes its own people, so it’s fine. [Think Progress]
* NRA wants you to pry legally purchased guns from the cold dead hands of terrorists too. [Intoxination]

Art! In Washington! It’s a crazy idea, but the kids at artDC decided to run with it. They put a bunch of art in the convention center, then lured hipsters over with the promise of beer and Ian Svenonius!

And we sent Intern Nick and Liz Gorman to investigate just what these so-called “artists” were up to. Liz snapped pictures of the dance party that broke out, and Nick, after the jump, explains the terrible atrocities he witnessed.

artDC Party Gallery

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I’ll be on CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360 tonight, talking about this very dirty election campaign - and how the web may have made things worse than usual.

-Andrew Sullivan, the man who, according to the New York Times, has a penis for a head. MORE »