Tag: penis

Hope you kids are ready for some full-on nerding today, because it is Saturday and we have news that brings together two of the...

A Second Amendment Hero in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, accidentally shot himself in the peen earlier this month, then lied to police about the...

Tennessee state Rep. Sheila Butt is an asshole, and her new campaign logo looks like a vertically erect cock in the process of opening fire,...

Thrillist, which is a website you would read if you didn’t spend every waking moment not already set aside for 8-balls and hookers staring...

Of course the first person to receive a dick-reduction surgery hails from the state that looks like a dick. Of course he does. The...

Sure, all you ladies are boo-hoo-hooing over the fact that you can't have birth control any more, but all is not lost. Monday also...

Vance McAllister has allegedly kissed his own staff! Wow, way to go Stretch! No, we are joking, we know Vance McAllister didn't finally master...

Dwight D. Eisenower is the president who most resembles a penis. Just kidding, it's George Washington. Barack Obama looks kind of like a penis if...

Today, students, I would like you to begin work on an essay titled, "Why Is The United States Not Engaged In A Great Civil...

An unidentified 66-year old municipal official had to have his penis surgically removed after injuries sustained when he “enthusiastically overdosed on Viagra,” according to...

Science, you guys, science is revealing all sorts of terrible mysteries about the modern world. And not just the liberal kind of mysteries,...

Yesterday Joe Biden was yakkin' about foreign policy at NYU and said, "I promise you, the President has a big stick. I promise you."...

Ben Quayle -- Ben son of Dan -- is a congressman or something from Arizona maybe, nobody knows because it is not important. He...

Congress is still in session for about 60 seconds a day just to do things like pass a resolution extending the funding for the...

SOMEONE SAID 'PENIS' SO HERE IS A POST ABOUT IT: James Carville is so excited to pass through possible heightened airport security checks: "Let...

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