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Posts Tagged ‘penguins’

Al Gore Blamed For Tragic Seal-On-Penguin Rape

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
Here’s your “Friday Fun Link,” courtesy of BBC News and the Journal of Ethology. It is a King Penguin being sexually assaulted by an Antarctic Fur Seal. South African scientists photographed the freakish 45-minute sex crime, which only ended when the hundred-kilogram rapist seal couldn’t figure out how to actually copulate with the 15-kilogram ice bird, who was reportedly unharmed but deeply ashamed. [BBC News]


Gore Also Using More Toilet Paper Than Most Americans

Monday, February 26th, 2007


Remember how Al Gore didn’t announce he’s running for president last night? Well, just in case he gets any big ideas, Drudge wants you to know the dude is just a big-ass hypocrite who uses all the electricity which causes the global warming and then a penguin cries a single tear. MORE »