Tag: peggy’s world

Jester’s Reporte: HRH ‘Patty’ Noonington Is A Communist

Good heavens! This electronick "ABCNews.com" reporte suggesteth that regent-lord HRH Peggington Noonington, chief wordsmithingtonshire of the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet, is a Communiste, as though She keepeth court with textile-craffters or Chicagoe Africkans. Her Highness Queen Noonington also...

Writer of Vague Feel-Good GOP Propaganda Upset By Confusing Facts

What is troubling our Upper East Side princess of wordsmithery on this fine Friday? Health care! Not the lack of it, of course -- Peggy could give a crap about the 40 million Americans with no access to basic...

Peggy Noonan Sees a Bright, Insane Future

Friday! Peggy! She has predictions, for you, your dogs, your hair, and especially for your abandoned skyscrapers. Peggy Noonan does not simply sit in her Upper East Side apartment gulping whisky sours while breathlessly watching RedTube clips, her small...

ALL IS FORGIVEN, PEGGY: OK so last week she forgot that George Bush was President during the 9/11 attacks, but this week holy crap! Here's what Peggy Noonan calls Rod Blagojevich in a column titled "Rectitude Chic": "a lipless,...

Peggy Noonan So Happy George W. Bush Prevented 9/11

Every day is Good Friday in the Wall Street Journal, because Friday is Peggy's Day, and this week her wonderful Declaration is right there in the headline, "At Least Bush Kept Us Safe." Wait, what? Let's just ask the...

PEGGY NOONAN WRITES HUMDRUM COLUMN THIS SEVEN-DAY!: Can you even believe it? She just has a bunch of modestly valid points jumping all over the place, but nothing about seeing a Mexican or viewing a "rabbity forest creature darting...

Peggy Noonan Went To An Airport