Tag: peggy noonan

Top o' the Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! We assume you are lounged out in your Hello Kitty snuggie, ready to catch up on your...

Another Thanksgiving had come and gone for Sister Peggy Noonan of the Order of the Absinthe Brain Fog, and she could not have been...

Good Saturday morning, Wonkers! You are so much fatter than last time we saw you, but that's OK, we are too. We hope your...

O grief! O agony! She had known a great deal of both in her time, had Sister Peggy Noonan of the Order of the...

Today is Friday and for our sins the Good Lord hath seen fit to deliver unto us further maundering from the pen of Sister...

He was not her usual bodega guy, the one who was already ringing up a new box of Mylanta the moment he saw her...

Hola, Wonkerados! How is your Easter Sunday going? Ours is very nice! Won't you sit and have some internet brunch with us, so we...

Sometimes Peggy Noonan, long-suffering Mother Superior of the Order of the Nitrous Stupor, liked to take the air in Central Park. She would stroll...

Early Monday morning, Peggy Noonan of the Little Sisters of the Ambien Blackout roused herself from slumber. Her head still gauzy from the weekend’s...

Spring was in the air and in her step. The long winter may have left the city’s streets with so many potholes they looked...

The Clintons! The damn Clintons! She ground her teeth as she dumped Alka-Seltzer into her gin, sending waves of liquor splashing over the lip...

Oh, it has been a busy week in Deleted Comments land! Thanks to our switchover to Disqus, the comments are a bit more Wild...

Your Wonkette was just looking at the Facebook, like we do, and we saw an article our friend had posted, written by some dork...

Sweet Reagan’s nutsack, the cold chilled her to the bone. The snow beat against the windows of her aerie high above the deserted Manhattan...

Allah willing, we are very near the end of the news cycle for the outrage over President Obutthole insulting all of civilization by not...

She would not cower in fear of the Muslim menace. She would not hide out in her aerie high above Manhattan with only her...

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