Tag: peggy noonan

Raise Your Hand If You Met With The Russian Ambassador! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 3, 2017

Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?

Shit Sandwiches A Dish Best Served Cold. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 17, 2017

The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
This debate had Miss Peggy giddy, GIDDY, WE TELL YOU!

Peggy Noonan Is Talking To Invisible Gin People Again

Peggy Noonan is rolling, you guys!
"And then they started singing Bob Dylan. The horror..."

Dame Peggington Noonington Endorses Own Vivid Imagination For President

Peggy Noonan hallucinates a world where Donald Trump is sane. Then she hallucinates some more, for why not?

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 21, 2016

Trump is booed by priests, how Russia broke the Interwebz, why Peggy Noonan is still A Idiot. Your Morning News Brief!
"Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders."

Wonkagenda: September 30, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Dame Peggy Noonington Believeth Ted Cruz Deserveth One Spanking Upon His Uncouth Bottom!

How could Ted Cruz fail to endorse Donald Trump? That is what Peggy Noonan would like to know.
Wonkette Niece fires Donald Trump RIGHT BACK.

Republicans Are Jackholes And So Are Restaurant Customers. Your Weekly Top Ten

Top o' the Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! We assume you are lounged out in your Hello Kitty snuggie, ready to catch up on your Wonket Top Ten reading list from the week. If you're not, then take care of...

Peggy Noonan Will Slur Through Her Prayers If She Wants To, Jerks!

Another Thanksgiving had come and gone for Sister Peggy Noonan of the Order of the Absinthe Brain Fog, and she could not have been more grateful. At least what she could remember of it. There had been a relative’s...
The reason for the season.

Here’s Your Turkey Drunk, Black Friday Hungover Weekly Top Ten. Read It NOW!

Good Saturday morning, Wonkers! You are so much fatter than last time we saw you, but that's OK, we are too. We hope your Thanksgiving was full of all the food you like, whether that's buckets of fried turducken...

Peggy Noonan Sorely Disheartened By Obama, ISIS, Ne’er-Do-Well Ruffians

O grief! O agony! She had known a great deal of both in her time, had Sister Peggy Noonan of the Order of the Ketamine Martini. She wandered Fifth Avenue, the street of dreams stretching along the great island...
The Clintons give Mama such a sad.

Dame Peggington Noonington Explains ‘Work’ To The Little People

Today is Friday and for our sins the Good Lord hath seen fit to deliver unto us further maundering from the pen of Sister Margaret Ellen Noonan, blessed servant of the Order of Thorazine and Gin. Let us gaze...
This debate had Miss Peggy giddy, GIDDY, WE TELL YOU!

GOP Debate Gives Peggy Noonan Very Dainty, Ladylike Orgasms In Her Brain

He was not her usual bodega guy, the one who was already ringing up a new box of Mylanta the moment he saw her weaving her way across Third Avenue after a heavy night spent downing bar nuts and...

It’s Sunday Funday At The Wonkette, Let’s Reminisce About The Week That Was!

Hola, Wonkerados! How is your Easter Sunday going? Ours is very nice! Won't you sit and have some internet brunch with us, so we can reminisce about all the lovely things that happened during the week? It wasn't all...
Mama really needs to get some air now, children.

Peggy Noonan Goes For A Walk, Stumbles, Hits Head, Writes Column Anyway

Sometimes Peggy Noonan, long-suffering Mother Superior of the Order of the Nitrous Stupor, liked to take the air in Central Park. She would stroll along the Ramble and bring along some crusts of bread to feed the ducks at...