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Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump’s New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him

The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.

West Virginia Lawmakers Will Protect Uber Drivers From Gays Who Want To Ride Them

Seems every time Uber shows up in a new place there's a fight. Usually it's over whether the company is pushing taxis out of business or adequately protecting its drivers or customers, yadda yadda. But West Virginia is special,...
It was a tie between this and a guy with a sign saying 'Bring Me A Shrubbery.' But that one was out of focus.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: We Hear From All The Experts On Buttsex

It was a weird week for deleted comments. We had a lot more than usual, thanks especially to a guy who may have set a record for most troll posts before getting deleted -- roughly 200 mostly one-line gobbets...

Obama Set To Legalize Dog-On-Boy Rape, Says Clinically Sane Tom DeLay

"This is coming. And it's coming like a tidal wave." Tom Delay, the former Speaker Majority Leader of the House of Representatives -- really, the national one! -- knows a tidal wave of coming when he sees one, and...

Polish Archbishop Knows What Causes Pedophile Priests: Divorce, Porn, And Those Slutty Abused Kids

Right on the heels of suspending the "Bling Bishop," New Pope has another misbehaving European prelate on his hands: Archbishop Jozef Michalik, the head of the Polish Episcopate, who kind of made everybody in Poland groan and slap their...

Washington Free Beacon Exclusive: The BLS Is Full Of Pedophiles

After this morning's shocking revelation that Obama made persistently mediocre jobs numbers slightly less mediocre by faking the whole thing, it was time for conservative media to bring their awesome and terrible powers of destruction to bear on the...

Tina Brown’s Internet Tendency Wants You To Know That Sasha Obama Is a ‘Fashion Icon’

What we really need is for someone to break down the cost of things Sasha Obama wears and where to get them, because she is nine years old. Thankfully, we have The Daily Beast. "The affordability of Sasha's clothes,...

Vatican Hack Blames … Anti-Semitism For Global Outrage Over His Church Raping Children

Let's see let's see let's see THINK GODDAMMIT what's a good term to use when you're defending an actual NAZI in a Pope Hat over his role in defending and protecting Catholic priests all over the world who rape...

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‘Times’ Perv Pleads Guilty