pedobear
Fox News Pedobear Steals Children’s Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism
Oh conservative blogger and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder, Pedobear, really? That is how you are dressed while you steal children’s candy to “redistribute” it to make your waggish point about taxes = theft or whatever your bullshit is today? Sadface, Steven Crowder. Sadface! But let us get on to the “meat” of your “argument.” [...]
Pedobear Offers To Help Scott Walker By Teaching Wisconsin’s Kids
As union protests rage on and state legislatures are at a standstill, one figure has emerged on the side of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker who can solve all of this: Pedobear. If Walker doesn’t value the teachers of his state enough to let them have worker rights, Pedobear is a perfectly good alternative. He loves [...]
Was Pedobear At Comedy Central Rally? Yes He Can!
If not for known Islamic person Cat “Yusuf” Stevens singing a terrorist song about the desire for peace on Saturday, this picture would be the most offensive thing to come out of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally on the National Mall.
New SarahPAC Video Announces Palin Is Commanding General of Teabaggers
“Sarah Palin Really Likes Flags,” says The Awl. Yeah, but too much. How did this split-second MUSLIM flag get into this video? The video editor must have accidentally hit the “Sharia” button on the editing machine. Anyway, as you can see, this video released by SarahPAC is about Teabaggers. Whereas the group’s first video declared [...]
Funny Internet Joke Bear Headed To Tulsa To Molest Kids
The guy in the Pedobear furry suit — excuse us, PEE-doh-bear — has been upgraded from “dorky guy with Internet meme costume at ComicCon” to “registered sex offender.”
California Sheriff’s Dept. Warns of Cartoon Bear Pictures On Internet
Even a serious political web magazine on the Internet such as your Wonkette knows about Pedobear, the dumb anime character cruelly repurposed by 4chan as the symbol of lecherous 18-year-old dorks chasing alleged 15-year-old girls around chat rooms. But the Sheriff’s Department of San Luis Obispo County has apparently never heard of such important cultural [...]
Devil Helping Nazi Pope Rape Kids In Vatican, Hitchens Annoyed
What’s the Nazi Pope and his Global Church of Child Fuckers up to these days, anyway? Whatever it is, Christopher Hitchens and Andrew Sullivan are all pissed off about it.
Senate Pages All Have Swine Flu Pig AIDS
Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the “Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS” story is that the number of infected pages is only five. Jesus, about 98% of them already have [...]
Another Republican Politician Caught Trying To Screw Children
Here’s a fun word puzzle for this wintry Friday afternoon. Guess why this guy’s in the news today: “The former Republican assemblyman, also a former television reporter, was an outspoken advocate of tough penalties for sex offenders.” That’s right, GOP politician George “Chris” Ortloff was caught in one of those online-pedophile sting operations, trying to [...]
Jenna and George W. Bush Have Very Creepy Father-Daughter Dance
New York Times: Pope Meets With Many, Many Victims Of Pedophile Priests
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