Tag: pedobear

Fox News Pedobear Steals Children’s Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism

Oh conservative blogger and Fox News contributor Steven Crowder, Pedobear, really? That is how you are dressed while you steal children's candy to "redistribute" it to make your waggish point about taxes = theft or whatever your bullshit is...

Pedobear Offers To Help Scott Walker By Teaching Wisconsin’s Kids

As union protests rage on and state legislatures are at a standstill, one figure has emerged on the side of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker who can solve all of this: Pedobear. If Walker doesn't value the teachers of his...

Was Pedobear At Comedy Central Rally? Yes He Can!

If not for known Islamic person Cat "Yusuf" Stevens singing a terrorist song about the desire for peace on Saturday, this picture would be the most offensive thing to come out of the Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert rally on the...

New SarahPAC Video Announces Palin Is Commanding General of Teabaggers

"Sarah Palin Really Likes Flags," says The Awl. Yeah, but too much. How did this split-second MUSLIM flag get into this video? The video editor must have accidentally hit the "Sharia" button on the editing machine. Anyway, as you...

Funny Internet Joke Bear Headed To Tulsa To Molest Kids

The guy in the Pedobear furry suit -- excuse us, PEE-doh-bear -- has been upgraded from "dorky guy with Internet meme costume at ComicCon" to "registered sex offender." And he/IT is headed to Tulsa, to rape all the white...

California Sheriff’s Dept. Warns of Cartoon Bear Pictures On Internet

Even a serious political web magazine on the Internet such as your Wonkette knows about Pedobear, the dumb anime character cruelly repurposed by 4chan as the symbol of lecherous 18-year-old dorks chasing alleged 15-year-old girls around chat rooms. But...

Meet the Wonkette Catholic Pedobear!

An artist who wishes to remain anonymous has painted this very fancy painting just for your Wonkette, as an upgraded version of the standard Pedobear, copies of whom are spreading throughout Italy as a means of calling the Pope...

Devil Helping Nazi Pope Rape Kids In Vatican, Hitchens Annoyed

What's the Nazi Pope and his Global Church of Child Fuckers up to these days, anyway? Whatever it is, Christopher Hitchens and Andrew Sullivan are all pissed off about it. Apparently, priests fuck all the little boys. Which reminds us...

Senate Pages All Have Swine Flu Pig AIDS

Considering the way DC interns and pages spend literally every waking hour exchanging bodily fluids and poop with each other and their middle-aged closeted bosses, the only thing surprising about the "Senate Pages Got The Pig AIDS" story is...

Pedobear Chases Obama Around Internet

People are cold goin' nuts over this Pat Buchanan article on some web site and why? Because he's writing something about Richard Nixon or whoever? No, because it features this ridiculous picture of Barack Obama and a certain beloved...

Dr. Pedobear Will See You Now

No, not at all! According to famous wingnut blog "The Drudge Report," it is about a giant looming Pedobear who will "fix" your "health" by, uhm, raping children. Is that what you people want?

Another Republican Politician Caught Trying To Screw Children

Here's a fun word puzzle for this wintry Friday afternoon. Guess why this guy's in the news today: "The former Republican assemblyman, also a former television reporter, was an outspoken advocate of tough penalties for sex offenders." That's right,...