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On this day, 64 65 years ago, America lost its innocence, and a bunch of ships.

The “World Wide Web” is full of touching tributes to this historic day. Here’s one from Riehl World View. It’s about how we don’t deserve to celebrate Pearl Harbor Day because our country sucks now and is run by Al Gore.

America was frightened of nothing when she began, not because she was brave, but because she was afraid of everything, being a mere niche on a coastline in a once distant and still foreboding land.

Truer words were never spoken, patriot!

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