Tag: pearl harbor

Bob Dole Wants To Make Taiwan Great Again! Wonkagenda for December 7, 2016

Donald Trump's slight of hand, everyone hates Chris Christie, and Corey Lewandowski hates Festivus. Your Daily News Brief!

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Grab Bag Of Grotesqueries

Duuuuuudes. Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the (*koff!*) weekly feature where we roll up whatever seeds and stems are left from stories that weren't quite compelling enough to make a full post, but too stoopid to ignore...

Newt Gingrich: The Democratic Process Is a Terrible Act of War

Newt Gingrich will not be on the Virginia primary ballot, because he was having too much fun running for President on the teevee to be bothered to run for President in real life and hand in on time the...

Nation Aghast As Obama Daughters Eat Asian Food on Pearl Harbor Day

Before "Pearl Harbor" was reduced to a three-hour reel of explosions starring overpriced wooden puppet Ben Affleck, it was a place where a bunch of American soldiers were attacked by a bunch of Japanese soldiers these seventy years ago...

Newt Gingrich Deletes Twitter Thing About His Pearl Harbor Book

Today is the dirty-sounding anniversary of the day a bunch of American troops got bombed in the waters surrounding Obama's Kenya. Newt Gingrich honored their sacrifice on Twitter by reminding America he wrote some books that are available for...

ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012

Oh you thought ACORN went away forever? You are an April Fool because ACORN is just "reinventing" itself and when its good and ready it'll resurrect and freak everyone out, just as Jesus once did. Andrew Sullivan has a...

Cartoon Violence Is Drenched In Blood

By the Comics CurmudgeonIn honor of this week's announcement, in Old Norse, that Peace can best be achieved by Warring, Forever, we here at Cartoon Violence are going to give up and embrace carnage! As movie producers...

Blago: Patrick Fitzgerald Is A Jap

How AP writer Michael Tarm resisted the urge to end this headline in " -- no, but seriously, we're not even joking," we'll never know.

Pat Buchanan Still Seething Over That Fink, Hirohito

Pat Buchanan has written a real ripsnorter of a column in the American Conservative about how the Republicans are a bag of salty dicks, for hating Detroit. Detroit could be worse -- for example, they could be Japs: "But...

WH Pool Report: Bush’s History Lesson