Local Security Guard Defeats Terrorist Ghosts
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
In civilized countries, crazy people are sent to special crazy-people homes where they receive quality mental-health care. In our nation’s capital, crazy people are employed as “security guards” and provided with loaded handguns.
Local rent-a-cop Donald Cardwell is in custody tonight after he stripped naked and began shooting at the ground and then firing at his co-workers while repeatedly yelling “Al Qaeda!” Clearly, the man was inspired by years of terror jabbering by the likes of Rick Santorum and Dick Cheney. MORE »
In civilized countries, crazy people are sent to special crazy-people homes where they receive quality mental-health care. In our nation’s capital, crazy people are employed as “security guards” and provided with loaded handguns.
Local rent-a-cop Donald Cardwell is in custody tonight after he stripped naked and began shooting at the ground and then firing at his co-workers while repeatedly yelling “Al Qaeda!” Clearly, the man was inspired by years of terror jabbering by the likes of Rick Santorum and Dick Cheney. MORE »
