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WHICH Sesame Street Character Will Be PBS’s Messenger Of ‘FUCK YOU’ To Trump?

Which character will it be? It is a mystery! And your open thread!

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings!

Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.

Trump Spending Cuts Gonna Do Austerity To Us, And It Is Going To Be AWESOME!

Well at least we'll all have the Kingdom of Heaven.
Tanned, Rested, and Ready

Barack Obama About Ready To Jizzsplode All Over Campaign Trail

With the Democratic primary campaign getting closer to its exciting close (either Hillary Clinton clinching the nomination or Bernie Sanders creating a metamodern miracle of political transformation) President Barack Barry Bamz Obama is fixin' to go out and do...

Fox News Invades PBS Debate, Begs Democrats To Drown Big Government In Bathtub

In between desperately begging for money and plugging its report on the ancient art of Albanian Weevil Calligraphy, PBS took some time out of its busy debate schedule Thursday night to ask both candidates the question Democratic primary voters surely care about...

Has This Democratic Primary Killed You Yet? No? LET’S ALL YELL SOME MORE! A DEBATE LIVEBLOG!

Guys! GUYS! ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHO ONLY AGREE WITH YOU ON 95 PERCENT OF THE THINGS? ARE YOU READY TO TELL EVERYBODY THEY ARE CROOKS FOR LIKING THAT WHORALLY CLINTON? Can you not...
Exclusive footage from tonight's Democratic debate.

Time For Hillary And Bernie To Call Each Other Big Hairy Dumb Stupidheads Again!

Oh look it's time to do another Democratic debate because might as well. The New Hampshire primary is over, and now Hillary and Bernie are heading to Nevada and then South Carolina, and who's winning? DEMOCRACY IS WINNING. As...
Won't someone think of the Second Amendment?

Stalkers! Lady Beaters! Come To Michigan And Pack All The Heat You Can Handle!

Just when you think that maybe America is no longer the bastion of freedom and individual liberty you thought it was, along comes an inspirational freedom-expanding development like this new Michigan law awaiting the signature of Gov. Rick Snyder....
This joke never gets old

Who Wants Open Interwebs? Oh, Just Everyone

You'd think, from the reaction of certain especially loud dudes on the right, that President Obama's support of net neutrality was like proposing Obamacare for the internet. Or even the Holocaust. But despite what a few blowhards on the,...
We are all sad today

Wingnuts Find The One Thing That’s Not Funny, And It Is Mitt Romney

In the rightwing world, there are a lot of things that are HI-larious and worthy of mockery. Encouraging kids to carve a coal plant in their pumpkins to really stick it to these tree-huggers at the Department of Energy?...

Comedy Of Errors Of Comedy: Wonkette’s Most Lamentable Mistakes Of 2013

In this New Media hellscape, the news comes at you fast and furious. Though we probably try our best, in our mad rush to write a dozen gross jokes about Sarah Palin's latest bedshitting incident and hit "publish" before...

History Nice Time: Jean Shepherd On The Radio Right After The March On Washington

Hey, media and history nerds! With this week's 50th anniversary of the 1963 March On Washington For Jobs and Freedom coming up Wednesday, we're happy to share the great radio guy Jean Shepherd's first-person account of being in the...

Good Job, Barry! Big Bird Totally Voting For Romney Now

Oh hey liberals, remember how in the opening moments of the first presidential debate Mitt Romney was all like "I love Big Bird, but he should not be paid for with taxes," and you thought this was hilarious, but...