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Ghost Mr. Rogers Will Help Save PBS From That Mean Old Mitt Romney
Duh, everybody freaking out about Homeless Big Bird, axing PBS has been dogma on the Right for decades. Everybody in this glorious nation may be shocked at Miffed Romney’s mafia threat to Big Bird — looks like you got a real nice nest here, shame if anything happened to it — but Fox Business and [...]
Jon Huntsman Risks Deportation After Suggesting Rich Pay Taxes
Look, Jon Huntsman isn’t going to win anything, ever again. He is a dull half-smart technocrat who believes in the Wrong Jesus and Evolution and seems to think Kenyan golf star Barack Obama is legally the president of AmeriKKKa.
Tupac Resurrected On PBS For Some Reason By Lulz Hackers
A group calling itself “LulzSec” hacked into the PBS website Sunday night and posted a comically written fake news story claiming that Tupac is alive in New Zealand. We miss Tupac, too! While kind of a good practical joke, the weird statement claiming responsibility for the attack does give us pause. Via Raw Story: Greetings, Internets. [...]
PBS Deploying Furries To Save Its Federal Funding From Teabaggers
When Juan Williams was fired for talking about being nervous around Muslims, Republicans apparently found an opening to defund public broadcasting, which should be used to inform America about Sharia law and to prop up Tucker Carlson’s career, not be a place for facts and such. To fight back, Democratic Reps. Ed Markey and Earl [...]
‘This Is an iPhone,’ Jim Lehrer Announces
Jim Lehrer is going to live FOREVER. Please, Internet, make an animated GIF of him shaking that iPhone.
Gwen Ifill Ruins Innocent Citizen’s Dreams Of Game Show Riches
PBS newsperson Gwen Ifill: all-around class act, or milquetoast cipher who “looks like a dentist”? Opinion is hotly divided here at your Wonkette. One thing we can all agree on: do not make her your go-to source on Richard Nixon resignation trivia.
Colorado Public Television Hosts Breakthrough 9/11 Truther Telethon
PBS stations need tons of money these days, what with the present economic hardships and all, so Colorado’s KBDI affiliate rented out a long segment of its annual pledge drive to some 9/11 Truth group talkin’ ’bout “AMERICA: Freedom to Fascism.” The KBDI lady looks very uncomfortable! And later, on KBDI’s website, a “coincidental notice” [...]
Aaron Brown Is PBS’ Anderson Cooper, For The Summer Anyhow
Aaron Brown was a kindly gent who hosted the CNN many moons ago. Every night Americans would drift off to sleep as he reviewed the morning papers with a dumb little rooster crowing in the background. And we all loved it because he was Aaron Brown, a very nice man, and then Anderson “Silver Fox” [...]
Get Well Soon, Jim Lehrer!
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