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Yesterday, we learned that noted constitutional scholar Ron Paul accepts and cashes his Social Security check even though it is “unconstitutional.” He did not say...

As foretold in Revelation, Lord of Lunatics Rick Santorum has warned that he is fortifying his followers for some kind of world-ending battle to...

Well, tragedy has struck in Ron Paul's kingdom. Rand Paul endorsed Mitt Romney Thursday night on Sean Hannity's show, presumably because he has been...

American democracy's most persistent old fart Ron Paul has announced that he no longer cares for democracy per se in the traditional sense of...

Disciples of roguish Ron descended on the northern regions of South Carolina with a sunny yellow van and a hot air balloon Thursday morning,...

The New Hampshire contingent of Paultards is stooping to core-of-the-earth lows today with a new ad featuring Napster-era audio quality, proof alone that the...

The babes of Paultardlandia, all (four) of them, have banded together to bring us a campy Xmasween Ron Paul calendar. It is an amazingly...

WHA?? So according to this weird image, it turns out that Dr. Ron Paul is either an alien cyborg whose face began partially melting off...

Blimps, they are so 2008. Why have a blimp when you can have it rain actual Paultards all over your New Hampshire campaign event? Skydivers...

This guy! He keeps screaming "RON PAUL 2012 FIRST AMENDMENT" over and over at a couple of highway patrolmen trying to arrest him. Some...

Ron Paul, currently on his third run for president, is finally "in it to win" this time: he announced he will not seek re-election to...

Some things in the world work like clockwork -- a gay Republican is outed, an American president launches another war, John Boehner walks into...

Gary Johnson will formally announce his candidacy for president in April while stumping in New Hampshire, an adviser told POLITICO. The former New Mexico governor...

Rand Paul may have only given up groping eyeballs in his uncertified ophthalmology dungeon a couple months ago to become a U.S. senator, but...

Oh, other people shouted stuff at Dick Cheney yesterday at CPAC. Don't think you're safe from a little underground bunker torture, Paultards. He's still...

Farmer-taunting U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul has a new scheme to make himself look popular and beloved by the American nation: a “friend bomb”...

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