While we’re waiting for Alberto Gonzales to either resign or declare himself Caesar, let’s examine the latest theory as to why Paul Wolfowitz’s girlfriend Shaha Riza is (reportedly) such a World Class Bank bitch. MORE »

Has there ever been anyone so wronged as poor Shaha Ali RZA? The poor woman was forced into a promotion and a hefty raise, and she has to sleep with Paul Wolfowitz. It’s no wonder she’s lashing out. MORE »

Paul Wolfowitz, tragic hero.

The friend who saw Mr. Wolfowitz’s term at the bank as a second chance said: “It was not that he was looking for a redemption from Iraq per se. But he was certainly looking for something to do as a great man in foreign policy, which is how he has always seen himself.”

Don’t worry, Paul. Chris Hitchens may be the only person left on Earth you have a lick of credibility left with, but we still consider you a great man in foreign policy. It takes a great man to fuck it up this grandly for so many years to come. And way to take down the World Bank on your way out!

What’s next for Paul, anyway? We have some suggestions for the great one, based on other institutions we’d like to see destroyed.

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Shoeless Paul Wolfowitz will quit the World Bank on June 30th, the bank announced today. They apparently agreed to pay him that huge severance package. MORE »

World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz: Is he resigning? Have talks halted? Most importantly, is he a good neighbor? MORE »

FLASH… WOLFOWITZ MIGHT RESIGN, SOMEDAY… MAYBE… MORE »

Shoeless Paul still won’t resign from the World Bank, and the board still can’t decide how to make him go without firing him. It’s a bit like a Mexican standoff, except for how it gets more tedious instead of intense as it endlessly drags on. MORE »

* “If they fuck with me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too.” [Guardian]
* Howard Dean gets sued over one little “holding his ankles” joke. [No Agenda]
* Marine Corps gets underage soldiers blackout drunk, wakes them up in Anbar. [Hit & Run]
* Fred Thompson wants to send Michael Moore to a Cuban torture chamber. [Breitbart]
* Ric Keller puts suckas in tears. [Central Florida Political Pulse]

7 of the 24 members of the World Bank’s board declared Bank head Paul Wolfowitz a total bastard in a scathing report issued last night. MORE »

Condi Rice has been calling up a couple overseas friends lately. Just to catch up, you know? See how they’re doing? Oh, and to ask that they please stop asking for Paul Wolfowitz to resign. MORE »

Shaha Ali RZA, the woman just to the side of the center of the current World Bank scandal, would like you to know that just because her boyfriend Paul Wolfowitz got her a promotion and raise, she’s no bimbo. No, as he dating Paul Wolfowitz proves, she’s actually just an idiot. Someone can know 50 languages and still be a complete moron, that’s the magical thing about Washington. MORE »