Tag: paul ryan
Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!
Is Donald Trump crazy enough to crash the economy over his stupid fucking border wall? Oh yeah def.
It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.
We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
Why did John McCain refuse to suddenly eliminate healthcare for millions? Must have been funny in the head.
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.
Paul Ryan made a really good commercial, everyone!
Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.
It's been five or six weeks since people have piled on to Nancy Pelosi for no reason, SO LET'S DO IT NOW!
Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!
BADGERS! Scott Walker thinks you're dumber than a jello salad!
These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!
GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.