Tag: paul ryan
DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.
What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.
Donald Trump's doesn't trust computers, the GOP is dusting off its old plans, and a rich white lady wants, "black people food." Your morning news brief!
Trump rubs his ego until it bleeds, Paul Ryan's getting a Constitution lesson, and the Navy's Elite Thai SEAL Team Hookers! Your daily news brief!
So good to see the nation's priorities are being addressed.
If Trump wants to kill Planned Parenthood, he's going to have to TRY HARDER.
How Russia stole all our magic Internet points, A New DNC Challenger Appears, and why Tom Delay thinks Obama is racist. Your Daily News Brief!
Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!
The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!
Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!
Team Of Evils: Trump’s Pick For HHS Can’t Wait To Repeal Obamacare, Privatize Medicare, Certify Orphans As ‘Food’
You could find worse people to head HHS. They're undoubtedly going to other cabinet positions.
The Treasure of the Chinga Su Madre.
He's throwing out the baby and the bathwater. Hey, how did Grandma get in that tub too?
Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...
A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here
What does the FBI's letter about the new emails say? NOT VERY MUCH!