Tag: paul ryan

Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain’t Even Know How ‘Health Insurance’ Works, Is Dumbass

He really should just shut up and look pretty.

AARP Tells GOP To Get That Filthy TrumpCare Off Its Lawn

With global warming, there aren't even enough ice floes to strand the old folks on.

Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Who Hates TrumpCare More Than Democrats? Other Republicans, Of Course.

The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?
Well this sure is upsetting, no it's not.

Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP’s Sacred Obamacare Replacement!

Rand Paul tried. But Rand Paul failed.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All Het Up About Melania’s Prayer To The Lord!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Mike Pence And Paul Ryan Can GETTTTTTTTT FUUUUUUUUCKED

Mike Pence and Paul Ryan have thoughts about Obamacare. We have thoughts about them GETTING FUCKED.

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!

Shit Sandwiches A Dish Best Served Cold. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 17, 2017

The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!

House Teabaggers Want To Murder All Of Obamacare RIGHT NOW, Or Die Tryin’!

Extremism in the defense of kicking people off insurance for pre-existing conditions is probably a vice, really.

House GOP Won’t Investigate Russia’s Own Michael Flynn, It’s Not Like He’s Hillary Clinton!

They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!

Minnesota Republicans Pass Health Insurance ‘Reform’ That Doesn’t Cover Any Actual Medical Stuff

So here's how the Republicans will cut insurance costs: Let insurance companies sell policies that cover almost nothing.

It’s The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017

Trump's nominees get kicked around, Bernie Sanders is a fashion icon, and DC throws Mike Pence a big, gay dance party!
Bravely taking to his feet / He beat a very brave retreat

Obamacare Supporters Scare Colorado Republican Away, Hold Gross ‘Cough-In’ At Trump Restaurant

Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
The plan is this guy. He'll be everyone's doctor.

Wise, Kind And Handsome Donald Trump Promises ‘Health Insurance For Everybody’

You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek.