Tag: paul ryan

Paranoid Trump Searches For Spies. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 23, 2018

Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.

QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018

ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

Is Hot Missouri GOP Senate Candidate Too Busy Doin’ Leg Day To Beat Claire McCaskill?

Sounds like Josh Hawley needs to PULL HIMSELF UP BY HIS BOOTSTRAPS, MOTHERFUCKER!

Maxine Waters Runs Right Over Paul Ryan But Still Gets Rolled On Racist Car Loans

When Paul Ryan says he wants to help you, RUN.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.

Sunday: The Further Descent of Rudy Giuliani

Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.

Sure We Believe You Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 4, 2018

Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!

WE. ARE. WINNING.

The good lady lost Arizona's Eighth District last night. She's still leading the BLUE WAVE.

RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018

Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.

Corker, Conway And Santorum: The Unholy Trinity Of CNN’s ‘State Of The Union’

What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.

Nikki Haley Claps Back. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 18, 2018

Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.

Who Wore The Sunday Shows Worse? Santorum, Franklin Graham, Or Megs McCain?

Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...

Oh, James Comey, You Sassy Bitch! Wonkagenda For April 16, 2018

James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.