Tag: paul ryan

Oh hey, Bill Kristol, how's it hangin'? You out there in America somewhere, bein' wrong? Duh, of course. So, in case you didn't know, Bill...

Poor pitiful House Speaker Paul Ryan! He's supposed to be the sane Republican savior to herd all the feral cats together and actually get...

Do you remember our new favorite Texas lady, Mary Lou Bruner? She is running for seat on Texas's STATE school board of education, and...

When you kick off your professional life with a cool one million dollars from Daddy (which you, laughably, characterized as a "small loan") and...

UH OH, it's time for your weekly Wonkette dance party, where we shuffle our iTunes and post the first 10 songs that come up...

As America has absorbed the prospect of being presidented by Donald J. Trump or Hillary R. Clinton or one of the other candidates,...

If nominated for the presidency Paul Ryan will say "aw hell naw" and if elected he will not ... wait, what's this??? Oh, it...

Oh hey, Wonkettigentsia, what are you doing? Hmmmm, OK not sure we're interested in hearing about how sexy it is to collect stamps and...

Sometimes Kaili and I have a philosophical disagreement. For instance, John Kasich might say something that's not insane. My first instinct is to pat...

Speaker Paul Ryan is very serious about being a good speaker of the House. You know, the kind of speaker who doesn't let the...

So Donald Trump had a pretty super Super Tuesday, huh? What with all of that winning he did, from hippy-dippy socialist Vermont and only-slightly-less liberal...

If there's one thing that makes Republicans say "Oh my stars!" and "Well I never!" it is racism. STOP LAUGHING, we are not done...

Speaker Paul Ryan was recently asked who his least favorite president was, and you'll never guess who he said! (Yes, you will.) It couldn't...

Fresh-faced dumb baby House Speaker Paul Ryan woked up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning! He did his P90X, said his affirmations into the mirror,...

It's been a long seven years of waiting, but maybe, just maybe, this time Barack Obama will finally get around to confiscating all of...

Oh hi, Wonkers, are you ready for the official War On Christmas week? Have you polished all your Festivus poles and candy-cane dildos, to...

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