Tag: paul ryan

Crazy lady Mary Lou Bruner loses her Texas state school board runoff. Now the kids will never learn THE REAL TRUTH.

This is why elections matter y'all. Even the boring, unsexy midterm ones.

Condoleezza Rice? Ben Sasse? Mark Cuban? ANYONE?

Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

Paul Ryan just needs this ashtray. And this paddle game. This ashtray and this paddle game.

Donald Trump warned on TV Sunday that he hasn't ruled out replacing Paul Ryan as chairman of this summer's Republican National Convention. Now that...

Sarah Palin is so darn mad at that terrible Paul Ryan for not immediately bowing to Donald Trump that she vowed she will work...

There's a battle of halfwits going on right now, Donald Trump and the pinchable face cheeks of House Speaker Paul Ryan.

Oh hey, Bill Kristol, how's it hangin'? You out there in America somewhere, bein' wrong? Duh, of course. So, in case you didn't know, Bill...

Poor pitiful House Speaker Paul Ryan! He's supposed to be the sane Republican savior to herd all the feral cats together and actually get...

Do you remember our new favorite Texas lady, Mary Lou Bruner? She is running for seat on Texas's STATE school board of education, and...

When you kick off your professional life with a cool one million dollars from Daddy (which you, laughably, characterized as a "small loan") and...

UH OH, it's time for your weekly Wonkette dance party, where we shuffle our iTunes and post the first 10 songs that come up...

As America has absorbed the prospect of being presidented by Donald J. Trump or Hillary R. Clinton or one of the other candidates,...

If nominated for the presidency Paul Ryan will say "aw hell naw" and if elected he will not ... wait, what's this??? Oh, it...

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