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Paul Ryan said he wouldn't dwell on the shocking lack of decorum in the House by Democrats who were staging a sit-in to call attention to gun violence. Then he very indecorously dismissed the action as a "publicity stunt" for the sole purpose of raising funds.

Paul Ryan responded like a dick. Surprise!

The Republicans finally have a plan to replace Obamacare! It's really more of a wish list for brainstorming what a plan might look like, after some planning.

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Elizabeth Warren tore Donald Trump yet another new one in her speech to the American Constitution Society Thursday. And as always, it was glorious.

PLEASE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY! The #NeverTrumpers are DYING here!

Pelosi can't stop chuckle-snorting about what a weenus Paul Ryan is, and it's GREAT.

Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk has become the first Republican to formally withdraw his earlier statement that he would support Donald Trump. Other rats are still reportedly waiting for reports on the ship's buoyancy.

Paul Ryan releases his plan for 'A Better Way' for America. Sort of!

In Trump World, everyone who criticizes Donald Trump's racist remarks is a racist, because that's "identity politics." In other news, massive seismic tremors have been reported at George Orwell's grave.

Lindsey Graham is APPALLED, we tell you, APPALLED, by Donald Trump's impolite racism!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Presidential candidate in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an endorsement from a Speaker of the House.

Crazy lady Mary Lou Bruner loses her Texas state school board runoff. Now the kids will never learn THE REAL TRUTH.

This is why elections matter y'all. Even the boring, unsexy midterm ones.

Condoleezza Rice? Ben Sasse? Mark Cuban? ANYONE?

Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.

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