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Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump

Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY!

Badass Nancy Pelosi Officially Re-Elected Boss Of You

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!

Donald Trump Tweets Something So Awful And Grotesque, You Absolutely MUST CLICK THIS NOW

Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!

Team Of Evils: Trump’s Pick For HHS Can’t Wait To Repeal Obamacare, Privatize Medicare, Certify Orphans As ‘Food’

You could find worse people to head HHS. They're undoubtedly going to other cabinet positions.
Bears repeating

California Not Down With Trump’s Plan Of ‘First I’ll Come For The Immigrants’

The Treasure of the Chinga Su Madre.
government keep your hands off my medicare

Paul Ryan: Oh, By The Way, We’re Killing Off Medicare. Enjoy!

He's throwing out the baby and the bathwater. Hey, how did Grandma get in that tub too?

Wonkagenda, Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Explodes All Over Hillary Clinton’s Emails

A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

FBI Finds More Hillary Clinton Emails, Oh Jesus, Kill Us Now

What does the FBI's letter about the new emails say? NOT VERY MUCH!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 27, 2016

Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today?

Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 17, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

 Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 13, 2016

Pussy grabs back.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Loser Donald Trump Can’t Stop Crying Over What A Big Loser He Is

Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now.
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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 11, 2016

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