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Posts Tagged ‘paul martin and other superwhite dudes’

Fortunately, the Camera Panned Away Before the Horrifying Fusilade of Ineffectual Girl Punches Began

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

O, Canada! First the True North leadership class gets swept up in alien invasion mania. And now, Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin is getting all stiff and bothered about the threat of U.S. tariffs on the–we kid you not–soft wood trade. Apparently US Ambassador David Wilson (and yes, it does seem that everyone even tangentially connected to Canada must have the most generic white guy names on the planet) suggested that Martin and the candidates opposing him in the upcoming Canadian ballot lay off the casual derision of Yankee wood interests. That brought this thundering rebuke from the prime minister as he coincidentally strolled the grounds of a British Columbian lumber yard: MORE »