Tag: Patriotism

Lets Do History! 90 Years Ago, Donald Trump’s Dad Was Arrested At A KKK Riot.

Oh look. History done rhymed again.

Asshole ‘Patriot’ Who Threatened Muslim Couple Cries Real Tears After Arrest

This man is very sad about getting caught doing a hate crime. Why didn't anyone ever help him?

Nobody Tell Trump About Philippines Bill Requiring ‘Enthusiastic’ Singing Of National Anthem

The Philippines is considering a law that could jail people for insufficient patriotic fervor. Let's hope Donald Trump doesn't get ideas.
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters’s Hair

Surely he'll falafel about this later.

Sorry, Hate-Crimers, You Can’t Use ‘Donald Trump Told Me To Beat Up Foreigns’ As A Defense

If you can't say Donald Trump inspired your hate crime, what has become of Justice?
So there.

Trump Campaign Explains Hinky Trump Foundation Donations: It Was Hillary Clinton, Duh.

The Donald Trump campaign's official response to evidence the Trump Foundation paid for Donald Trump's private business: 'Neener-neener-neener.'

Donald Trump Used $258,000 From His ‘Charity’ To Pay Legal Fines. Impeach Hillary Clinton!

You're probably going to be as astonished by this as you were by all of Trump's other crooked deals. Believe me.

Walmart And Coca Cola Team Up For 2016’s Best 9/11 Tribute!

9/11 turns fifteen this weekend. In honor of this occasion, a Florida Walmart wants you to celebrate the tragedy's Quinceanera with cases of Coca-Cola sugar water. Here's our "synergy" of the week: In an attempt to honor a local firefighters'...
You have the right to free speech as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.

Donald Trump Ready To Deport Sportsballer Colin Kaepernick For Anti-Flag Crimethink

America is a land of boundless freedom, as long as you don't say anything unkind about it in relation to the flag or national anthem.
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Tyrant Barack Obama Warns Trump Is The Real Deal

President Obama's speech at the DNC Wednesday offered some thoughts on who the un-American candidate in this election is. It's the guy who has a list of demands, not policy proposals.
If only Democrats loved America. Sad!

Donald Trump Wishes Democrats Would Maybe Use Some Patriotic Imagery, The Commies

Predictably, Donald Trump insists Democrats don't love the flag enough. It's a star spangled lie, but he'll get mileage out of it.

Jerk America-Haters Won’t Wish Allen West Happy Independence Day

Allen West is here to police your holiday greeting habits.

Fox News Doc Wishes Facebook Loved America Instead Of Murder

Dr. Keith Ablow has thoughts. They are bad thoughts.
The giant flags are a bargain compared to the jets, of course

Pentagon Blew Millions On Patriotic Sportsball Displays. Let’s Cut Science Budgets!

Terrific news! You'll be delighted to know the Pentagon doesn't always waste its massive budget on dumb war stuff. Sometimes it wastes parts of it on dumb sportsball stuff, too: roughly $6.8 million to pay for exciting patriotic displays...