Patriotism
March Of Armed Lunatics On Nation’s Capital To Be ‘Well-Choreographed,’ Thank Heavens
Everyone knows that literally the only thing wrong with America is that we are racist against guns. This deficiency of our national character has proved vexingly difficult to correct, even with all the flattering press guns have been enjoying lately. But that’s all about to change, because nutty radio-man Adam Kokesh is the MLK your [...]
Crazy Grandpa Saves America By Showing Children Ronald Reagan Battle Clips
Speakers Up.. Tissue Box Opened::: If you want people to get the chills, and instill a sense of pride in our country and military, this is the one! This gripping, patriotic film short is great to honor vets, remember the fallen and teach kids the price of their freedom. Yes, this Teabag thing is perfect [...]
Homeless Man Unwittingly Learns Secret to Earning ‘Teabagger Bucks’
Gustav Bozarth is a homeless man who lives in El Paso, a city in the Holy Sovereign Nation of Texas. Every day, he probably has to deal with people telling him to “git a jawwwwwwb” or calling him a “buhhhmmm,” or maybe just ignoring him. But now that surveillance video of Bozarth folding up a [...]
Celebrate Flag Day Like a Real Pro-American American (Sarah Palin)
Today is Flag Day, when we celebrate the time Betsy Ross beat one of her slaves who was really good at graphic design until he came up with a flag that was suitable for a young, self-important nation. And we also commemorate that one time when Teddy Roosevelt beat up a guy who was blowing [...]
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What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?
by Ken Layne