100-Year-Old Iowa Man Loves Hooters, Hates George W. Bush
Friday, March 14th, 2008
Meet John Persinger and tell him Happy Birthday, because he just turned 100 years old, at the Hooters. What is his longevity secret? “Good living, I guess. A lot of good food. Steaks, fried potatoes. I sip a little Royal Crown now and then.” Ha ha, don’t worry, he is not drinking down-market carbonated corn syrup. The Des Moines Register informs us that he really meant “Crown Royal.” But what really helps him through life, other than booze and Hooters girls and chicken wings and his famous “fried mush,” is his deep hatred of George W. Bush. MORE »
Meet John Persinger and tell him Happy Birthday, because he just turned 100 years old, at the Hooters. What is his longevity secret? “Good living, I guess. A lot of good food. Steaks, fried potatoes. I sip a little Royal Crown now and then.” Ha ha, don’t worry, he is not drinking down-market carbonated corn syrup. The Des Moines Register informs us that he really meant “Crown Royal.” But what really helps him through life, other than booze and Hooters girls and chicken wings and his famous “fried mush,” is his deep hatred of George W. Bush. MORE »
