Tag: patrick murphy

A Wonkette Civility Lesson For Sad Sack Primary Losers Acting Like A Buncha Syph-Oozing Dicks

None of these people's mamas raised them right, apparently.
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Hide Your Children! It’s Your Arizona And Florida Primary Day Open Thread!

Oh, it's another damned primary election with national implications. Guess we should pay attention, huh?

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.

Watch Out, Florida: ‘Satirist’ Hopes To Win Allen West’s Former District

Voters in Florida's 18th Congressional District face a difficult decision in August -- should they try to find a viable Republican candidate to face Patrick Murphy, who defeated Allen West in 2012, or should they try this guy: Ilya...

Allen West Insists It’s Not Over, While Singing Fat Lady Tramples All Over Him (With Votes)

At long last, we just might maybe have a possibly-final result for the race for Florida's 18th U.S. Congressional District. We think. As you may be aware, Florida does not have the most competent election system in the Union,...

Broward County Once Again Sucks At Life, Finds 963 Ballots In Some Warehouse

We almost went a day without a "stupid Florida" story. Almost. In case you have already forgotten and moved on, there was an election eight days ago, and going into it everybody was quite fixated on a small number of...

What ‘Porn Star’ Sex Acts Did Extremely Normal Allen West Demand Of His Lady Wife?

Never let it be said that Your Wonkette is anything but sex-positive and pro-freaky-deakiness. But when it's Allen West and he's writing to his wife from Iraq right around the time he is having people beaten and then shooting...