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PANTHEON OF FALLEN HEROES 3:25 pm November 19, 2012

Allen West Insists It’s Not Over, While Singing Fat Lady Tramples All Over Him (With Votes)

At long last, we just might maybe have a possibly-final result for the race for Florida’s 18th U.S. Congressional District. We think. As you may be aware, Florida does not have the most competent election system in the Union, which has led to a wee bit of uncertainty about whether wingnut torture-lover and Muslin-disliker Allen [...]

JUST WINGING IT WHO CARES 12:10 pm November 14, 2012

Broward County Once Again Sucks At Life, Finds 963 Ballots In Some Warehouse

by Rich Abdill

We almost went a day without a “stupid Florida” story. Almost. In case you have already forgotten and moved on, there was an election eight days ago, and going into it everybody was quite fixated on a small number of states, Florida being one of them. As it turned out, Florida didn’t matter because Obama [...]

THAT'S NO LADY THAT'S MY WIFE 4:02 pm October 1, 2012

What ‘Porn Star’ Sex Acts Did Extremely Normal Allen West Demand Of His Lady Wife?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Never let it be said that Your Wonkette is anything but sex-positive and pro-freaky-deakiness. But when it’s Allen West and he’s writing to his wife from Iraq right around the time he is having people beaten and then shooting guns next to their heads, and he is so weird and Allen West-like, well … here, [...]

CONGRESS 6:49 pm May 17, 2006