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“He Kind of Snarled Back”

Friday, September 28th, 2007

This week, our omnipresent eyes and ears spotted Brit Hume, Jean Schmidt, Tony Snow, Ron Paul, Elvis Costello, Katie Couric, Patrick McHenry, Hillary Clinton, and Tom DeLay, then wrote about spotting them in emails, which they sent to us. And now all those emails are posted after the jump!

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Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Mike Signorile and Pam Spaulding sort of attempt to link the whole Gay Lover’s Quarrel Florida Murder-Suicide creepy David Lynch story to, uh, Patrick McHenry somehow. Why not? We strongly encourage this sort of thing. [Pam's House Blend]


They Walk Among Us

Friday, July 27th, 2007

This week, you numbskulls spotted Patrick McHenry, Scooter Libby, Tim Russert, Doc Rivers, Matthew Lesko, Tom Feeney, Dave Chappelle, John Bolton, and Condi Rice skulking around DC (and elsewhere). Your amazing stories, after the jump.

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Wonk’d: Ruts Are Deeper Than Graves

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Paul Bremer and Dennis Kucinich are totally deluded, Patrick McHenry and George Will are likely quaaluded, David Wu and Bradley Whitford are enrapt, and Helen Thomas is trapped — going to the same restaurants she’s been going to since her 60’s, or the 60’s, whichever.

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The Littlest Congressman

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Little Paddy Mchenrys All Growed UpBoyish Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-N.C.) tells AP that Congress is “a much more sophisticated junior high school” — we have to assume the Senate contains the upperclassmen. The eighth-graders, says McHenry, are really cool but the Hill also has its share of total losers: “There are the nice guys that everybody likes, the jocks, the geeks, the bullies - they’re all here. It’s a representative democracy.” Oh, and the hazing! Denny Hastert put McHenry “in a playful headlock,” in front of all the other the Republicans, which is embarrassing, but at least he doesn’t get depantsed every lunch time like poor Kucinich. Still, Paddy shouldn’t think that one little headlock means he can hang with the cool kids now. Hell, he hasn’t even been indicted yet. MORE »