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Cows, Tumbleweeds Still Denied Right To Vote In Wyoming

As threatened, both Washington and Wyoming went ahead with their primary elections yesterday. Washington didn't surprise anybody because it is boring; in Wyoming, the nominations of Republican Matt Mead and Democrat Leslie Peterson for governor surprised everyone, because...

THE CHICAGO INDICTMENT IS JUST SOME BORING ALDERMAN: Patrick Fitzgerald you are a loser. Your Wonkette editors had prepared for the worst regarding this impending indictment of an elected official in Chicago, "joking" that it was "probably just some...

OH AND HERE'S SOME ACTUAL NEWS: "Blagojevich, 52, was indicted on 16 felony counts, including racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud, extortion conspiracy, attempted extortion and making false statements to federal agents. He allegedly abused his office in numerous matters to...

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