patrick fitzgerald

As threatened, both Washington and Wyoming went ahead with their primary elections yesterday. Washington didn’t surprise anybody because it is boring; in Wyoming, the nominations of Republican Matt Mead and Democrat Leslie Peterson for governor surprised everyone, because nobody had heard of any of the candidates before and thus any name would have been a […]

SNOOZER  2:59 pm May 28, 2009

by Jim Newell

THE CHICAGO INDICTMENT IS JUST SOME BORING ALDERMAN: Patrick Fitzgerald you are a loser. Your Wonkette editors had prepared for the worst regarding this impending indictment of an elected official in Chicago, “joking” that it was “probably just some alderman.” And that’s all it is, some slob who looks like Jesse Jackson after eating Rush […]

THE POOR MAN'S FITZMAS  7:27 pm April 2, 2009

by Jim Newell

OH AND HERE’S SOME ACTUAL NEWS: “Blagojevich, 52, was indicted on 16 felony counts, including racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud, extortion conspiracy, attempted extortion and making false statements to federal agents. He allegedly abused his office in numerous matters to seek money, campaign contributions, and employment for himself and others, in exchange for official actions, including […]

WONK'D  4:37 pm July 20, 2007

The Chaste is On

by Alex Pareene

GOSSIP   2:03 pm September 26, 2006

Gossip Roundup: ‘O’ Standards

by Alex Pareene

KARL ROVE  6:18 pm June 13, 2006

Still Waiting

by Alex Pareene