• May 26, 2012

patrick fitzgerald

As threatened, both Washington and Wyoming went ahead with their primary elections yesterday. Washington didn’t surprise anybody because it is boring; in Wyoming, the nominations of Republican Matt Mead and Democrat Leslie Peterson for governor surprised everyone, because nobody had heard of any of the candidates before and thus any name would have been a [...]

by Jim Newell  2:59 pm May 28, 2009

THE CHICAGO INDICTMENT IS JUST SOME BORING ALDERMAN: Patrick Fitzgerald you are a loser. Your Wonkette editors had prepared for the worst regarding this impending indictment of an elected official in Chicago, “joking” that it was “probably just some alderman.” And that’s all it is, some slob who looks like Jesse Jackson after eating Rush [...]

by Jim Newell  7:27 pm April 2, 2009

OH AND HERE’S SOME ACTUAL NEWS: “Blagojevich, 52, was indicted on 16 felony counts, including racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud, extortion conspiracy, attempted extortion and making false statements to federal agents. He allegedly abused his office in numerous matters to seek money, campaign contributions, and employment for himself and others, in exchange for official actions, including [...]

The Chaste is On

by Alex Pareene  4:37 pm July 20, 2007

Gossip Roundup: ‘O’ Standards

by Alex Pareene  2:03 pm September 26, 2006

Still Waiting

by Alex Pareene  6:18 pm June 13, 2006