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Pat Robertson Exposes Lesbian Plot To Rid World’s Women of Babies
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM. What advantage does a lesbian have over a married woman? She doesn’t have to seek love from a planet full of dickwad men, that’s right. But what deficiency does she have? She doesn’t have equal rights, correct! Wait, let’s try that again.
Pat Robertson Wants Pot Decriminalized To Help the Youngs
Just replace the pot with Jesus dorms! “We did it with video,” Pat Robertson says. Let’s do it with video! All we need to rehabilitate pot smokers is a VHS with some trippy video sequences. Glenn Beck agrees, actually.
Robert Gibbs Insults Pat Robertson, The World
Oh man you guys Robert Gibbs called Pat Robertson’s remarks about Haiti/Satan “utterly stupid!” WHAT AN ASSHOLE ROBERT GIBBS IS! Apologize to Pat Robertson and Satan right now! [YouTube]
Pat Robertson Was Right, Haiti IS ‘Cursed’
Pat Robertson’s PR man, Jeebus, has issued a Statement further proving that Pat Robertson is one of the foremost thinkers of our time: “On today’s The 700 Club, during a segment about the devastation, suffering and humanitarian effort that is needed in Haiti, Dr. Robertson also spoke about Haiti’s history. His comments were based on [...]
Pat Robertson Does Usual Pat Robertson Thing Following Natural Disaster
There being a massive natural disaster killing or hurting thousands or millions of poor people yesterday, Pat Robertson responded naturally this morning, by blaming it on those specific poor people and their worship of Satan — all under the guise of a Disaster Relief Fundraiser.
Europe Is Full Of Decadent Cowards Unwilling To Die For Afghanistan
Too much yakking about whether Sarah Palin is “qualified” or “a dumbass.” Let’s just trust Rush Limbaugh’s expert judgment and move on. [Hot Air] RedState book club! And what are we reading this week? Oh, Jonah Goldberg’s Newberry-Awarding winning throw-up? Delectable. [RedState] The #1 reason the European Union blows is not that it’s a conglomerate [...]
Pat Robertson Just Doesn’t Want To Sound ‘Politically Correct,’ That’s All
Here’s an interesting wingnut concept: if you claim to be rejecting “political correctness,” then whatever you’re saying must be the truth, as they are opposites. For example: Pat Robertson rejects political correctness w/r/t the Ft. Hood killings. All clear! Therefore the truth must be this: Islam is “not a religion,” but “a violent political system [...]
God Told Pat, But Pat’s Not Talking
God Informs Pat Robertson of His Specific Chinese Conversion Plans This Year
Just Don’t Look Him In The Eye
Fair Warning: Religious Types Hunting the Rest of Us
Pat Robertson for Giuliani, Sam Brownback for McCain, Hermione Granger for Romney
Mitt Romney Doesn’t Care For Mr. Spock’s Love Life
Pat Robertson Plotting Nuclear Attack On America
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