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Posts Tagged “Pat Buchanan”

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McLaughlin Group Immortalized In Andrew W.K.'s Rock Song

Do you know who watches The McLaughlin Group? If you guessed "Not us," you're right! But a certain filthy-jeans-wearing writer of party anthems named Andrew W.K. counts himself among those who waken every Sunday to the dulcet tones of old people screaming at each other. And now he has made a musical song based on Pat Buchanan and John McLaughlin's crazy rantings! More »

12:15 PM on Thu Mar 6 2008
By saraksmith
2,866 views, 28 comments

msnbc will solve the election

It's Almost Three A.M., And MSNBC Is Killing Your Babies

Here's MSNBC's panel debating the merits of Hillary's ad — political effectiveness vs. truth vs. fearmongering. What this tense debate reveals: Rachel Maddow is a libtard; Eugene Robinson is a moderate liberal; Pat Buchanan is an old white Republican; Joe Scarborough is a younger douchebag Republican. Who knew?

10:12 PM on Tue Mar 4 2008
By Newell
1,129 views, 27 comments

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Chris Matthews, Pat Buchanan Fight to Death Over Mittens


In 2008, what would post-primary analysis be without a dose of Chris “Rangoon” Matthews getting faux-snippy with a guest? Why it wouldn’t be post-primary analysis at all, you see! Check out Tweety getting into it with older-than-ever Pat Buchanan on MSNBC last night. Pat oh-snaps Chris for being wrong about New Hampshire, Chris adorably defends himself, and then Pat shouts about Mitt Romney being able to win everything.

2:22 PM on Wed Jan 16 2008
By Newell
2,928 views, 29 comments

just a gigolo dept.

GAY PROSTITUTES, PAT


On Dan Abrams’ program last night, he talked to Salon’s Joan Walsh, the Log Cabin Republicans dude, and Pat “Virginia’s Next Senator” Buchanan about Larry “He Said/He Said” Craig and David “Diaperman” Vitter. This was the most important part. Because who among us hasn’t wanted to shout “GAY PROSTITUTES” at Pat Buchanan?

10:45 AM on Thu Sep 13 2007
By Pareene
4,447 views, 32 comments

Former Virginia governor and weird-looking multi-millionaire Democrat Mark Warner — apparently no relation to retiring 80-year-old Republican Senator John Warner — is announcing his run for the Senate maybe today. ([Hampton Roads]

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shanah tovah dept.

Yes, Virginia, There Is a Pat Buchanan

This is as awesome as news gets: Pat Buchanan is going to run for the Senate from Virginia. Maybe. If there is a god. This dude reports today that Pat’s “being discussed as a possible candidate,” and unlike other GOP hopefuls Tom Davis and Jim Gilmore, Pat is a total fucking nutjob who says any crazy thing that pops into his head, regardless of whether it leads to people accusing him of hating, say, black people or Jews (just like his old boss, Richard “Greatest American Hero” Nixon). More »

11:39 AM on Wed Sep 12 2007
By Pareene
3,079 views, 39 comments

Latest by Emmanuel Goldstein: Hey...I like Rachel Sklar, hell, I've spoken to Rachel Sklar...but ya know what? I think she might be Canadian. more »

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Wonk'd: Jimmy Rotten

It’s a fey and foppish week in Wonk’d with John Kerry eating organic, Pat Buchanan feeling ladylike, Dennis Kucinich running down the dream, Christopher Hitchens, uh, drinking, and wittle Kenny Mehlman walking off his lunch. All these dandies, plus a whiff of the week’s biggest asshole’s asshole. More »

2:24 PM on Fri Mar 9 2007
By Pareene
5,031 views, 9 comments

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Pat Buchanan is a Prophet Who We Think You Oughtta Listen To

Did you know that The McLaughlin Group is still on the air? It is, broadcasting live each week direct from 1986. Last Sunday’s was apparently insane. We didn’t catch it, but HuffPo’s Rachel Sklar, Pat Buchanan fetishist, did, and she’s posted the video. More »

5:46 PM on Mon Feb 5 2007
By Pareene
193 views, 7 comments

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Pat Buchanan on Iraq: If You Can Keep Your Head When All About You Are Losing Theirs...


Ok, Pat Buchanan is, these days, completely irrelevant. And he’s so old and crazy that making fun of him is easy pickings. And, frankly, he’s been crazier. But at some point last night he transformed into Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now, and it’s comedy brilliance. More »

2:33 PM on Fri Dec 1 2006
By Pareene
434 views, 16 comments

books

To Do: Pat Buchanan, Meet FEMAPALOOZA

  • Alice Walker at Politics & Prose. 7PM. [P&P]
  • Beaujolais Nouveau Party at Les Halles: “You’ll get free wine (from a French producer to be named), free tripe (mmm .. stomach lining), and dancing, beginning at 9, and the wine flows at midnight. Early arrival is suggested.” [WP]
  • The Press Club book fair with Pat Buchanan, Sen. Byron Dorgan, Helen Thomas and Ben Barnes, etc. Proceeds benefit the National Press Club’s Friedheim Library. $5 at 6PM. [National Press Club]
  • G.W. law Feminist Forum hosts the 2nd Annual FEMAPALOOZA at DC9. $8. [DC9]

1:01 PM on Wed Nov 15 2006
By Pareene
48 views, 1 comment

Latest by dsf3g: Shouldn't they have called it Lilith Fem? more »

gossip

Gossip Roundup: Democrats Losers Even in Victory

  • Reliable Source: Rep. Jim Moran lost 46 pounds and won reelection… The Ritz-Carlton has created a drink for our departing SecDef: The “Rum Rummy Rum,” made from three ounces rum, one ounce Grand Marnier, sour mix, ginger ale, and psychopathy. [WP]
  • Yeas and Nays: No one got any sleep Tuesday night. Chuck Todd stayed up all night — dude, hook us up… Democrats also now best golfers on the Hill… Pat Buchanan regaled Nathans with the story of being duped by Ali G. [Examiner]

2:49 PM on Fri Nov 10 2006
By Pareene
34 views, 2 comments

Latest by n/a: According to Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, Tuesday was in fact a gigantic victory for Conservatism. I assume they are already working for Hillary in '08 so that they can have the largest victory ever for Conservatism. more »

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Lunch With Pat

Hey, Washington! Wanna harasss meet Pat Buchanan? A little birdy tells us he’ll be at Nathans in Georgetown at 12:30, talking about his hilarious new comedy best-seller, State of Emergency: The Buchanan Family’s Favorite Chili Recipes. More »

9:19 AM on Thu Nov 9 2006
By Pareene
85 views, 7 comments

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Pat Buchanan on Scarborough: This Happened Because Nancy Pelosi Is a Flamer


Pat Buchanan, in full-on raging Old Testament mode, is not going to let the actions of one flamer distract from the real issue at hand, which is that the Democrats are all a bunch of flamers who have gay sex with little flamer kids. More »

1:30 PM on Fri Oct 6 2006
By Pareene
740 views, 14 comments

george w. bush

Pat Buchanan, Pink Floyd Singer Find Common Cause

Joining fellow ’70s nostalgia acts Neil Young, John Dean, the John Birch Society and the Berkeley City Council, former Nixon propagandist Pat Buchanan and inflatable-pig showman Roger Waters are calling for the impeachment of George W. Bush. More »

4:50 PM on Mon Sep 18 2006
By KLayne
218 views, 2 comments

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BREAKING: TONY BLANKLEY NOT DESTROYING AMERICAN HERITAGE, NOMINATES WONKETTE FOR PULITZER

Tony Blankley supports the Danes, hopes they stay in Denmark. More »
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Breaking: Pat Buchanan Wary of Brown People, 'Times' Reports

Did you hear? Pat Buchanan has a new book out. It’s called “State of Emergency: Your Children Will Eat Only Tamales and Sing ‘La Cucaracha’ All Day While Learning About Godless Pagan Aztecs and Worshiping Pancho Villa and It’s All Your Fault.” In case you hadn’t heard, the Washington Times has been kind enough to run not one, but two high-profile pieces on this important new piece of fear-mongering. More »

12:35 PM on Tue Aug 22 2006
By Pareene
104 views, 3 comments

personalities

Gossip Roundup: 'A Bit Shaky'

  • Reliable Source: Tipper Gore at the premiere of “An Inconvenient Truth”: “It ends with a message of ‘we can do it.’ [Al] doesn’t want people to go from denial to despair.” Moby, Lynda Carter, and Queen Noor were in the audience… Euan Blair is reportedly deciding between Yale and Harvard graduate programs… Ted Kennedy, Mary Cheney, Barack Obama, Tim Russert, Gary Hart, Pat Buchanan, Ariana Huffington, Karenna Gore Schiff, Cindy Sheehan, and Jim McGreevey are all making appearances at BookExpo 2006… Sean Penn to play Richard Clarke in upcoming film. [WP]
  • Rush & Molloy: Halle Berry on Barack Obama: “I so love what he stands for and respect him so much that when I met him, I was a bit shaky.” [NYDN]
  • Cindy Adams: Chelsea Clinton was seen paying for her dinner with a “tall, lean dude.” [NYP]

12:50 PM on Fri May 19 2006
By henry
70 views, Comment

personalities

Gossip Roundup: When the NFL Comes Calling

  • Reliable Source: In the past year, Bush received $17,316 in personal gifts and Cheney netted $39,722 worth… Woody Harrelson and Kristin Scott Thomas are filming in Foggy Bottom… Dresses worn by “political ladies” hit eBay for Gulf Coast charity… Nancy Pelosi seen lunching with Zbigniew Brzezinski. [WP]
  • Heard on the Hill: Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) calls CNN’s Joe Johns a “smartass”… Gore’s film premieres tonight at the National Geographic Society’s Grosvenor Auditorium. [Roll Call]
  • Page Six: Advisors to Katherine Harris may be plotting a tell-all book and documentary. [NYP]
  • Cindy Adams: Condoleezza Rice to the NFL?… St. Martin’s is throwing a party at the Cosmos Club for Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, and Terry McAuliffe [NYP]

1:50 PM on Wed May 17 2006
By henry
141 views, Comment