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Senate Dems To Old Nazis: No Social Security For You!

This seems like a probably good idea: Sens. Chuck Schumer and Bob Casey plan to introduce legislation that would cut off Social Security benefits for accused Nazi war criminals. We weren't actually aware that was a problem, but it...
Yep, this is the plan

Obama To Destroy America (Again) Within The Week, This Time With Messicans

Hide the children and the sheep, because the end of the world is coming again. And it is President Obama's fault again. According to Hitler Fanboy Racist Piece of Filth Patrick J. Buchanan ("Pat" to his friends), we have...

MSNBC Welcomes Back Hitler Fanboy Racist Piece Of Filth Pat Buchanan Because That’s All Behind Us Now

Every now and then, cable news gets something right. Not often -- see, for example, that time CNN reported that the Supreme Court had overturned Obamacare, except it was the opposite of that, or see, for example everything that...

Would It Really Be So Bad If We Repealed All Civil Rights Laws? By Me, Pat Buchanan

How To Be The Absolute Worst, by Pat Buchanan It's easy to be terrible, but to be the absolute worst -- that takes effort. So let me, Pat Buchanan, show you how it's done. Step 1: take a really important issue...

Pat Buchanan Wants To Know ‘Just Whose War Is This?’ Spoiler Alert: The Jews The Jews The Jews (And The Saudis)

Oh, Pat Buchanan, you must be having a fine old time with this Syria thing. There's a crisis in the Middle East, so let's see if we can possibly look behind the curtain and see who's REALLY driving the...

Laura Ingraham Frets: Liberals Are Trying To Act Like Martin Luther King Was Some Liberal Or Something

Amoebic dysentery vector Laura Ingraham celebrated the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom yesterday by chatting with Pat Buchanan about black-on-white crime, fretting that liberals were stealing the legacy of Martin Luther King, and...

Pat Buchanan: When Will The Gays Stop Oppressing Putin?

Are you mad at Russia for doing this whole "arrest anybody who might like gay people" thing? Well then Pat Buchanan is mad at you. Probably. We can't really tell, but he wrote some kind of opinion piece about...

We Cry Real Tears As Pat Buchanan Sounds Reasonable, World Ends

It is with heavy heart yr Wonkette pens this post. Yes, the time is nigh, Wonkfriends. We've been so sure the end times were approaching, and now they are here. Today, the world as we know it ends with...

We Won’t have Chuck Colson To Kick Around Anymore

Watergate warrior Chuck Colson died. He was 80 years old. Colson was most famous for going above and beyond the law for disgraced President Richard "Dick" Nixon, thus becoming one of America’s first humiliated and imprisoned American heroes. (He...

Even Sociopathic Pat Buchanan Thinks Rick Santorum Is Nuts

Oh, look, jocular bigot Pat Buchanan is using the 16 hours a day he used to spend shouting about the white man's burden on MSNBC to call in to Washington Journal, a group therapy program televised by C-SPAN. Taking...

America’s #1 Professional Bigot Pat Buchanan Officially Out At MSNBC

Crusted-over boil Pat Buchanan will no longer be fomenting all-out race war at MSNBC, he is sad to announce. In his latest syndicated column (HOW MANY MEDIA DID THIS PIECE OF OFFAL NEED?) which is, of course, hilariously titled...

Pat Buchanan Has No Idea Where He Is, What He’s Saying

WorldNetDaily has a sense of energy about it these days, fueled by the discerning public's new appreciation for the art that is birtherism. "Compare the Flex Belt & Contour Belt – 2 leading ab belts," its front page proclaims,...

Buchanan: Minorities’ Inferior ‘Brains’ Making American Schools Struggle

Hey you guys, Pat Buchanan has heard about an interesting new science called "eugenics." In fact, you could even say he is an expert race scientist! He was able to become so smart because he has one of the...

Pat Buchanan Grumbles Out Some Truth About Fellow ’90s Has-Been Newt Gingrich

Here's Pat Buchanan talking about former House Speaker "Nude" Gingrich on this never-ending mosque bullshit non-issue. And he's actually very right! Wow, there you go. A nice summary of the breadth of contemporary Republican political tactics. Looks like some...

Who Is History’s Most Loathsome Cable News Regular?

How much do you like American Cable News? Not at all? Well, you're probably not even very American. Because part of being born on the Fourth of July -- as all of us were, unless we were slaves or...