Surprise! America’s First Black President Is A Dead Republican
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
The vast majority of Americans have long forgotten Warren G. Harding, our 29th president. This is a damn shame, as he was clearly one of the greatest chief executives this nation has ever seen. He won election in 1920 by the largest popular vote margin in history, despite basing his campaign on the totally made-up word “normalcy.” He then proceeded keep two mistresses in the White House and allow his cabinet members to personally profit from selling off mineral rights to national parks; before the scandals could really catch up with him, he did the honorable thing and dropped dead of a heart attack. But did you know that he was also black? Maybe? MORE »
The vast majority of Americans have long forgotten Warren G. Harding, our 29th president. This is a damn shame, as he was clearly one of the greatest chief executives this nation has ever seen. He won election in 1920 by the largest popular vote margin in history, despite basing his campaign on the totally made-up word “normalcy.” He then proceeded keep two mistresses in the White House and allow his cabinet members to personally profit from selling off mineral rights to national parks; before the scandals could really catch up with him, he did the honorable thing and dropped dead of a heart attack. But did you know that he was also black? Maybe? MORE »
