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Posts Tagged ‘partying’

SLOSHED AND CONFUSED

Craig Crawford Parties With Denver Wastoids?

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Totally wasted, dude.Meanwhile at Casa Wonkette, the night weasels prowl in the shed and another bottle of cheap red wine hits the trash. Newell is cabbing home from some failed attempt to coax free liquor out of lobbyists and Libertarians in pleather pants. Craig Crawford knows how to have a good time, at least. [CQ Politics]


BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama’s Wild College Days!

Friday, May 16th, 2008

And then he beat up a bum, the end.Back when he was a young pup, Barack Obama went to college. Some of his former classmates remember he was a supernice guy who stood up to menacing bums; others say he was aloof; and still others ask, “Barry who?” Such was the wonderful enigmatic palimpsest of Barack Obama back in the days when he wore “$5 military-surplus khakis and used leather jackets” and roomed with some guy who later became a loser due to his cocaine addiction. MORE »