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Michele Bachmann Worked For Jimmy Carter, Was Ruined By Gore Vidal

Michele Bachmann opened up to a gathering of Michigan Republicans on Tuesday about her shameful, Jimmy Carter-loving past. “I was a reasonable, fair-minded Democrat. And another secret you need to know: My husband and I met in college. We worked on Jimmy Carter’s presidential campaign. It’s true, it’s true. This is like a 12-step meeting here today, you know that.” Say it isn’t so! What a disgusting secret! You have to kill like 50,000 Muslims to absolve a sin like that! (Check.) So what happened? “I was reading this snotty novel called ‘Burr,’ by Gore Vidal, and read how he mocked our Founding Fathers.” And then Alexander Hamilton sank his teeth into her, releasing founder venom that turned her into a super-dooper Constitution protector. Read more on Michele Bachmann Worked For Jimmy Carter, Was Ruined By Gore Vidal…
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Christine O’Donnell Planning On Switching Parties In 2012

Hey you guys, Christine O’Donnell is still willing to set fire to some media oxygen! Good Morning America had her and failed CNN newsman D.L. Hughley on today, because what America loves is listening to two people who know little about current events telling us their PERSPECTIVE. So here is what Christine thinks about Hillary Clinton: “I would love to see her take out Obama in the primary. You know, I would even be tempted to change my registration so that I could vote for her in the Democratic primary.” Sounds like a plan. Christine O’Donnell is now your problem, Democratic Party. Enjoy her trying to latch onto Hillary Clinton to create the most frightening presidential ticket since Teddy Roosevelt and an estrous rhinoceros won the Progressive Party nomination in 1912. Read more on Christine O’Donnell Planning On Switching Parties In 2012…
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Republicans Trying To Lure Away Joe Manchin With All The Coal He Can Eat

Republicans in the Senate are trying to lure a few Democrats into switching parties and giving them a majority, because apparently they want more responsibility for this crappy economy while not being able to get any of their dumb laws past Obama. First up on the list is apparently Joe Manchin, presumably because all you have to cough up (from your black lung) to a West Virginia senator is the chairship of the Energy and Natural Resources Committee and funding for a plant that will turn coal into diesel fuel so that we can reduce America’s reliance on foreign atmosphere-killers. But of course that proud Democrat told them no, correct? Nope. Read more on Republicans Trying To Lure Away Joe Manchin With All The Coal He Can Eat…
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Ben Nelson Is 100% Democrat, Except When It Comes To Voting For Things

Good ol’ Ben Nelson is liberal America’s favorite Democrat to hate, when they aren’t hating semi-Democrat Joe Lieberman for general douchebaggery, or Obama for failing at everything they hoped for him all the time. Well, did you think that maybe Ben Nelson is sick of you guys, too? Tired of all your carping about how he is too conservative, and always not voting for liberal judges, or threatening to vote against major Democratic agenda items? Did you ever think that maybe Ben Nelson is one of these days just going to up and turn Republican? Huh? DID YOU? Read more on Ben Nelson Is 100% Democrat, Except When It Comes To Voting For Things…