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Considering that party promotion is already one of the most annoying professions in the world, it takes more than a little something extra to get noticed. It takes levels of un-self-conscious douchery that most people can’t even dream of. Back in June a friend forwarded me an email from a a dude she’d never heard of before inviting her to party that sounded like the worst thing either of us had ever heard of.

Kick off the 1st Official Night of Summer 2007! Mojito’s & Ketel One Citroen Specials all night! Music by DJ Alex Funk playing 80’s + Current Hits. No Cover Charge - Resort Attire = Seersucker, Topsiders, Pearls, Madras, Popped Collars, Red Pants and Sundresses.

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It is apparently “National House Party Night” and what better way to celebrate than with a kegger in support of that champion of alternative lifestyles, Rudy Giuliani? We learned about this morning at the Calitolist, that anonymous message board for hill staffers. It might be a joke but they promise a live webcast from “a presidential candidate himself.” Details after the jump. MORE »

It’s Monday, we’re hungover, you’re hungover, so here are some pictures of young DCenesters in their underwear. We’ll get to the substantive stuff later. [BYT]

When GQ put out their list of the most powerful people in Washington, we all had a good laugh at how dumb some of their choices were. Then because we are whores we accepted their invite to a party at Cafe Milano last Monday night (never forget!). Liz Gorman came too, she took pictures. We just drank. Gallery here, random recollections after the jump.

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Seriously? No party? The terrorists have won.
Twins Born on 9/11/01 [CNN]

We were invited to last Friday’s Good Magazine party, and we thought about going, but then we forgot and went to the Raven instead that night. This is what we missed: “The bar selection included soy-milk white Russians but no wine, to the horror of many, including me.” Fun! [CP]

Last weekend, the Rock and Roll Hotel celebrated its first anniversary with a night-long party hosted by noted party enthusiast Andrew WK. We were there! So was Liz Gorman! So was Liz Glover! Glover’s interview with the esteemed rocker is above, Liz’s gallery of pictures is here, and our brief report is after the jump.

Andrew WK Party Gallery

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Last week, Liz and Liz went to one of the thousand terrible David Beckham parties that took over DC and then, just as quickly, faded from everyone’s memory. Relive the excitement with Ms. Gorman’s gallery of photos and Ms. Glover’s write-up, after the jump!

Beckham-Free Beckham Party Gallery

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Yesterday the nation shrugged at the news that Rudy offspring Caroline Giuliani was on Facebook and might support Barack Obama. Slate broke the story in a prize-worthy feat of investigative social network searching. But we wanted more: as everyone knows, Facebook is designed to aide in the hooking-up process and also to document totally bitchin parties. While we may never know which of Caroline’s pokes ended in pokings, anyone with access to her profile should have a window into her partying ways. Thankfully, one commenter came through, and provided the now-requisite pictures of a candidate’s child drinking underage.

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Last week, Liz Glover and Liz Gorman went to Bob Novak’s party for the release of his new book, I Am Evil, Yes, I Just Admitted It, Ha Ha Ha. Above is Glover’s video, here is Gorman’s gallery.

Bob Novak Book Party Gallery

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Good news wealthy status-seeking bachelors of Washington: Juleanna Glover Weiss is on the market. The lobbyist/consultant/hostess/spokeswoman is divorcing Jeffrey Weiss, her husband of 10 years, according to yesterday’s Reliable Source. The couple are known for their pretty awesome-for-Washington parties at their Kalorama home, which Juleanna started occasionally inviting us to after we made fun of her boss, John Ashcroft. MORE »

Wonkette Roving Videographer Liz Glover keeps going to weird parties full of weird people and then sending us video from them. This is Capitol File’s “White Party” (AREN’T THEY ALL HA HA HA), a benefit for Corcoran. MORE »

It’s almost time once again for the Evans-Novak Political Forum! Twice each year, 70 lucky rich idiots get to pay for the privilege of being personally pandered to by famous politicians, live and in the flesh. The off-the-record get together has featured such notables as Dick Cheney, Al Gore, and even some non-vice presidents. Novak keeps the speaker list quiet but we can hazard a guess or two as to who won’t be speaking:

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