Tag: parties

Nobody Went To Obama’s Responsibility Orgy

So sad! President Obama invited over a bunch of congressmen and senators to talk about being fiscally responsible, and some of them showed up, but a lot of them didn't. Even some breakout session panelists and moderators failed to...

It’s Like Lollapalooza But Better

Ronald Reagan is still alive and breathing and administrating, if nowhere but in the minds of desperate conservatives. Even young conservatives have Reagan Creationism Syndrome, and will be exhibiting the symptoms of it en masse at Reaganpalooza, a...

DC Music Exchange Party: The Mix Institute

Finding new music is hard & sucky work, so let other people do it for you. The Mix Institute, a DC music exchange group, throws parties every couple months to bring people together to share music. Founders Alex Westerfield...

Actual Stimulus Party Report!

Well, third time's a charm! Finally, one of you people out of the several hundred MILLION worldwide who claim to be Obama supporters held an actual "talk about our nation's ruined economy" party, complete with a creepy guest appearance...

Libtards Host Fancy Obama Art Party With NO FOOD WHATSOEVER

So the absolute most worthless people on this rotten planet are liberals, filthy rat-sucking liberals, particularly limousine liberals from liberal Hollywood and their east coast enablers, the Non-Profit Outreach Directors. They get together for these Red Bull-fueled art parties...

Top Secret Pixxx From George Bush’s Goodbye Orgy

Two of George W. Bush's favorite lovers, Andy Card and John Bolten, held a fancy party where everybody got to pay $5 to french the outgoing president. They held the party in Maryland, of course, where the Law still...

Finally, Sexy Sexy Pictures Of Wonkette’s Inaugural Ball 2009!

As you all have read various times on this blog, Wonkette, we hosted an Inaugural Ball Friday to commemorate the first president, Barack Obama. Hundreds of people showed up just in time for the bathroom to break completely. Liz...

Send Us Your Inaugural Ball Photos!

OMG we just had so much fun, right, at Wonkette's Inaugural Ball last night. Just soooooooooo much fun. Packed, it was! Now, between (a) your associate editor's lack of a camera and (b) your associate editor's hour-long absence from...

IMPORTANT SEXYTIME INFORMATION: Okay so a full 10.9 million people plan on attending Wonkette's Inaugural Ball tomorrow night at the yoga studio of the Washington Times' Liz Glover. Hooray! A few people have asked questions. (1) There is no...

Wonkette Official Special Inaugural Mid-Week Programme

In the history of Weeks, never has there been so much fun to be had on Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays. Now, in honor of President Barry, all the parties on Earth have come to DC, making for a very...

Come To Wonkette’s Patriotic Inaugural Ball This Friday!

To honor Barack Obama's swearing-in as the first Luo president of America, ever, your Wonkette is hosting a sexy sexy party this Friday -- yes, the one that's in two days! Ha ha! And it's free for everyone, with...

Happy Hobo New Year!

Back in the day, people would ring in the New Year the old fashioned way: by scoring an eight ball, buying a $5,000 VIP table at a Miami Beach party hosted by a fancy young rap impresario, and having...

Happiness Is A Warm Gunn

There are many exciting things to do this weekend, this freezing, rainy, middle-of-December weekend. For example: a concert at a pizza place. That's something new. Oh, and Tim Gunn, the "distinguished one" from Project Runway will be in town...

Joint Chiefs Chairman Cancels His Sexy Naked XXXmas Party

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Adm. Mike Mullen, and his lovely wife, "Mrs. Mike," are canceling their annual Christmas soiree for various local warlords and celebrities such as Kid Rock -- Because Of The Recession. Curses!...

LNS To Host ‘Black People’-Themed Party!

Oh boy howdy here's a winner of a party from our special friends at Late Night Shots, the exclusive invite-only social networking club for glib Georgetown trust-funders whose hearts belong to the Confederacy. The members were recently inspired by...

Paradise Regained

The weekend is, fundamentally, a series of days, two days, in which Americans have a choice -- an important choice -- for the states, federally. But even not all Americans are going to agree, absolutely, so that's why we...