Drat that Sky News, with their lack of embed function on their videos! Anyway, here is the most exciting thing you will see all day: President Obama’s driver trying to execute a three-point turn in front of the British Prime Minister’s house. A lady fixes her hair while a man directs the car into its parking spot! It is pretty goddamn thrilling compared to pretty much anything else that’s going on today. [Times Online]

If you take a cop’s parking space in Washington, he will leave a neatly typed note on your windshield blaming the liberals in Congress and wishing you would behave like the nice white heterosexual George Allen supporters in Virginia. And then he has your car towed. And planted with drugs.

Thanks to tipster “JSJ” for scanning the note.