paris hilton

AMERICAN ARISTOCRATS  2:11 pm August 10, 2012

As Mass Governor, Cartoon Plutocrat Mitt Romney Taxed People For Being Blind

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Our good, decent, compassionate brethren on the right are always screaming and wailing about Paris Hilton’s god-given right to never work a day in her life because some fringe Mad Men character made a lot of money once, and taxing her on her inheritance means taxing DEATH ITSELF. We all know that His Lord High [...]

DISTRACTIONS  2:03 am August 30, 2010

GlennBeckPalooza Already Forgotten Thanks To Paris Hilton’s Cocaine & the Emmys

by Ken Layne

Mad Men,, Glee and Paris Hilton’s arrest in Las Vegas for (allegedly!) dropping a sack of coke when the cops pulled her over — these are the three things America paid attention to this weekend, instead of Glenn Beck’s WalMart Parking Lot Jamboree. [Washington Post]

TH-THAT'S N-NOT HOT  1:18 pm August 7, 2008

by Ken Layne

BLACK AND WHITE: The American People see Barack Obama’s ads as positive, hopeful messages of hopefulness, while John McCain’s commercials are universally seen as cheap, bitter little sacks of negative bile. That’s why 48% of The People are tired of hearing about Obama. [UPI]

IMPORTANT BLOG POSTINGS  2:42 pm August 6, 2008

The New Republic Debunks Paris Hilton’s Policy Plans!

by Jim Newell

Important news from the Wonkette Inbox(!): “Today on TNR.com, Dayo Olopade offers the definitive fact-check of Paris Hilton’s energy recommendations in her new ‘campaign’ video. While Hilton’s video is perhaps a humorous response to McCain’s recent ‘celebrity’ ad featuring her likeness, Olopade concludes that even Paris, alas, gets the facts wrong on offshore drilling.” While [...]

ATTACK ADS  7:50 pm August 5, 2008

Well How About That, It’s That Paris Hilton Gal

by Jim Newell

Oh that wacky Paris Hilton, seizing on the moment. Here she is wearing a creepy swimming gown and responding to John McCain’s dumb ad about her in an internet video from some comedy website we’ve never heard of. Top story on Drudge? Mission accomplished, obviously. [Funny Or Die]

WAR OF THE HEIRESSES  12:25 am August 4, 2008

Paris Hilton’s Mom To McCain: No You’re Frivolous

by Ken Layne

We told you how Paris Hilton’s grandfather and dad were furious about John McCain’s idiot commercial comparing Barack Obama to white party girls, which was the horrible stunt that finally brought RACE into America’s colorblind politics. But now Paris’ own mom, Kathy Hilton, has published her terse tirade against the campaign her ultra-rich family once [...]

THE ONE  3:41 pm August 1, 2008

Finally, Finally, McCain Campaign Compares Obama To O.J. Simpson

by Jim Newell

John McCain and his loser friends are all racists, which we know because they made an ad with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton but not Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, David Beckham or The Police. Can you even believe it. Back here on Planet Earth, however, there actually was some pretty clear racial shit coming out [...]

THOSE CELEBRITIES ARE NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE!  1:12 pm August 1, 2008

Was John McCain’s Ad Racist Because It Didn’t Include Tiger Woods?

by Jim Newell

There’s been a hilarious debate on the Internet the last couple of days, as per usual, about whether the McCain “Celeb” ad was Racist because it chose two young white gals, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, as Barack Obama’s alter egos instead of the actual two most famous celebrities in the world. It is, apparently, [...]

MASSIVE FAIL  3:16 pm July 31, 2008

Hilton Family FURIOUS Over McCain Insulting Paris Hilton

by Ken Layne

While everybody else was laughing at that ridiculous Paris Hilton/Obama ad the McCain people released yesterday, at least two very wealthy Republican donors were furious: William Barron Hilton and Rick Hilton, Paris’ grandfather and father.

SCOOTER LIBBY  5:31 pm June 8, 2007

SCREAMING SCOOTER LIBBY SENT BACK TO JAIL

by Ken Layne

CRIME  9:18 am December 4, 2006

Buy Barbara Bush’s Phone!

by Alex Pareene

CRIME  12:19 pm March 15, 2006

Ask a Hill Staffer: “Flat” Tax! Geddit?

by Alex Pareene

GAWKER  10:28 am January 20, 2006

Paris, darling, you’re awful…but we love you

by Wonkette Jr.

JOHN G. ROBERTS  11:11 am September 15, 2005

Roberts Hearings: Let them Have Paris

by wonkette


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