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Donald Trump Finally Finds Locker Room. Whoops It Has Naked Miss Teen USA Girls In It!

Trump reportedly used his power to leer at women of legal age at the Miss USA pageant too.

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Nope, Josh Duggar can't have those either.

Nevada’s Bunny Ranch: Stay Away From Our Nice Hooker Sex Ladies, Josh Duggar!

It's funny how nobody wants Josh Duggar around anymore, all because a couple police reports, probably concoctions of the lamestream media, say he molested four of his sisters and a babysitter back in the day. The latest place Duggar is persona...
He looks like this probably

Hero Hilton Heir Is Emperor Of All He Surveys, Also: Arrested

Terrible news on the social justice front: A young man was arrested and shackled just for exercising his First Amendment rights to free speech. Sort of: Paris Hilton's younger brother Conrad has appeared in court after allegedly becoming enraged on...

Today In Trademark Fun: Manufacturer of Candy Crush Now Owns The Word ‘Candy’

Have you played Candy Crush? Are you addicted to the rush of winning the lower levels, only to be driven mad by the higher, completely unfinishable levels? You're not alone. Soon, though, you won't be able to salve your...

As Mass Governor, Cartoon Plutocrat Mitt Romney Taxed People For Being Blind

Our good, decent, compassionate brethren on the right are always screaming and wailing about Paris Hilton's god-given right to never work a day in her life because some fringe Mad Men character made a lot of money once, and...

GlennBeckPalooza Already Forgotten Thanks To Paris Hilton’s Cocaine & the Emmys

Mad Men,, Glee and Paris Hilton's arrest in Las Vegas for (allegedly!) dropping a sack of coke when the cops pulled her over -- these are the three things America paid attention to this weekend, instead of Glenn Beck's...

BLACK AND WHITE: The American People see Barack Obama's ads as positive, hopeful messages of hopefulness, while John McCain's commercials are universally seen as cheap, bitter little sacks of negative bile. That's why 48% of The People are tired...

The New Republic Debunks Paris Hilton’s Policy Plans!

Important news from the Wonkette Inbox(!): "Today on TNR.com, Dayo Olopade offers the definitive fact-check of Paris Hilton’s energy recommendations in her new 'campaign' video. While Hilton’s video is perhaps a humorous response to McCain’s recent 'celebrity' ad featuring...

Well How About That, It’s That Paris Hilton Gal

Oh that wacky Paris Hilton, seizing on the moment. Here she is wearing a creepy swimming gown and responding to John McCain's dumb ad about her in an internet video from some comedy website we've never heard of. Top...

Paris Hilton’s Mom To McCain: No You’re Frivolous

We told you how Paris Hilton's grandfather and dad were furious about John McCain's idiot commercial comparing Barack Obama to white party girls, which was the horrible stunt that finally brought RACE into America's colorblind politics. But now Paris'...

Finally, Finally, McCain Campaign Compares Obama To O.J. Simpson

John McCain and his loser friends are all racists, which we know because they made an ad with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton but not Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, David Beckham or The Police. Can you even believe it....

Was John McCain’s Ad Racist Because It Didn’t Include Tiger Woods?

There's been a hilarious debate on the Internet the last couple of days, as per usual, about whether the McCain "Celeb" ad was Racist because it chose two young white gals, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, as Barack Obama's...

Hilton Family FURIOUS Over McCain Insulting Paris Hilton

While everybody else was laughing at that ridiculous Paris Hilton/Obama ad the McCain people released yesterday, at least two very wealthy Republican donors were furious: William Barron Hilton and Rick Hilton, Paris' grandfather and father. The elder Hilton, co-chairman of...

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