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* $350 for 30 minutes of your time. But you gotta know where Loudoun County is. [CraigsList]
* Pro-life protesters are fat kids. [The DC Universe]
* Dipshit blogs about being a grownup, walking for miles and miles in Paris and Rome. [A Portable Snack]
* Metro bitching. [S in the City]
* Metro compassion. [CraigsList]
* Expert ass “liker.” [CraigsList]

* The Post spent two whole paragraphs on the National Day of Action for Immigrant Justice before focusing on how the afternoon rush hour will be affected. They helpfully included a map of the march route, so readers can keep a healthy two block distance. [WP] MORE »

We are just going to second TVNewer’s call for screengrabs (or clips, better yet!) of this (quoting Brian Williams): MORE »