Tag: paranoia

Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do ‘Science.’ GOOD!

Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time

Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.

Donald Trump To London: PANIC, YOU JERKS.

'Keep Calm' isn't Donald Trump's style. But he can certainly Carry On like a panicky idiot.

Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit

A sincere call for international understanding.

Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings!

Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.

Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.
Early draft obtained by Wonkette

Texas State Rep. Just Wants To Poll Muslims On How Terroristy They Are. Is That Wrong?

No wonder Texas loons weren't going insane about this last year. It's a biennial event.

Idaho Wingnut Rep Punished For Being Too Awesome, Also Maybe Psycho

Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.
WikiLeaks needs more lady rasslin'

Wikileaks Really Mad Somebody Leaked CIA Report Before Russia Could

Life During InfoWartime.
What about Glenn Beck's future, huh?

Glenn Beck: Never Mind Saving America — Defeat Donald Trump To Save Glenn Beck!

The 'Casablanca' remake, with Glenn Beck as Victor Lazlo, should be epic.

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

Can Somebody Go Check On Weird Dilbert Guy Scott Adams?

Weird Dilbert Guy and Wonkette darling Scott Adams has had a rough couple of weeks. Last week, he claimed he was SHADOWBANNED by Twitter, and also that people were being paid by some mysterious and unknown entity to say...
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need

Donald Trump Very Angry Google’s Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.