Tag: paranoia

What about Glenn Beck's future, huh?

Glenn Beck: Never Mind Saving America — Defeat Donald Trump To Save Glenn Beck!

The 'Casablanca' remake, with Glenn Beck as Victor Lazlo, should be epic.

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

Can Somebody Go Check On Weird Dilbert Guy Scott Adams?

Weird Dilbert Guy and Wonkette darling Scott Adams has had a rough couple of weeks. Last week, he claimed he was SHADOWBANNED by Twitter, and also that people were being paid by some mysterious and unknown entity to say...
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need

Donald Trump Very Angry Google’s Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.
Is it jihad cookie time again already?

Bomb Squad Saves Pennsylvania Town From Threat Of Jihadi Cookies

Americans are now afraid of terrorist cookies.
Don't try this at home.

How Donald Trump’s Sociopathic Parenting Made Donald Trump Jr. The Winner He Is Today

Donald Trump Jr explains where he got his lovable Patrick Bateman personality.

Julian Assange Warns Hillary Clinton Is A Demon Who’ll Murder Us All, Unlike That Nice Mr. Putin

Julian Assange says thing, Wonkette prepares for shitstorm in the comments.
Nah, it's got nothing to do with Ann Coulter. But we love this pic.

SC Gov. Nikki Haley Puts Ann Coulter, Confederate Slavery Flag In Their Proper Places

Rightwing columnist Ann Coulter isn't about to logic South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley into returning the Confederate flag to the statehouse. Here's a porfile in partial courage.
SO UNFAIR!

Trump Frets November Election Is ‘Rigged’ Since He Might Not Win

Donald Trump is already preparing for the revolution that must surely be sparked if Americans fail to vote for him.
Leaving the basement can be very stressful

Blogger For Stupidest Man On Internet Arrested Just For Pulling Gun On Black Lives Matter Folks

A rightwing blogger waved a loaded gun at a group of Black Lives Matter protesters last week, and was later found to be carrying enough ammo for a sustained firefight. Astonishingly, police did not shoot him dead.
Axe Cop is not racist. But he is scary, and will chop off your head.

Worst Cop Ever Threatens Tiny Black Girl On Facebook To Teach Dallas Mom A Lesson

A Kansas police officer was fired after sending a death threat on Facebook to a black woman in Dallas, because that is the internet, isn't it?
Oh god, Wonkette's bringing out the kittens

Wingnuts Having Fine Freakout Over Nonexistent Knife-Wielding Syrian Gang Rapists In Idaho

Rightwing blogs went crazy with stories of a 'gang rape' by 'Syrian refugees' that turned out to be mostly paranoid rumor. So when authorities clarified what happened, obviously that was part of the cover-up, too.
When your only tool is a GE M134 Minigun, every problem looks like confetti

Who Does Leading Gun Humper Larry Pratt Want To Murder With Guns This Week?

Surprise, it is elected officials!
What about Glenn Beck's future, huh?

Glenn Beck Forgot To Tell People ‘Don’t Assassinate Donald Trump,’ And Now He Is Suspended :(

Glenn Beck has been suspended for a whole week from SiriusXM after a purely speculative conversation about whether Donald Trump should be assassinated. Huh.
He's a very talented guy; he'll be able to pull it off.

James O’Keefe’s Shoddy George Soros Spywork Even Lamer Than We’d Imagined

With James O'Keefe's botched attempt to infiltrate George Soros's Open Society Foundations, we learn (again) just what a shoddy amateur spy he is.