Tag: paranoia

Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings!

Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.

Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.
Early draft obtained by Wonkette

Texas State Rep. Just Wants To Poll Muslims On How Terroristy They Are. Is That Wrong?

No wonder Texas loons weren't going insane about this last year. It's a biennial event.

Idaho Wingnut Rep Punished For Being Too Awesome, Also Maybe Psycho

Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.
WikiLeaks needs more lady rasslin'

Wikileaks Really Mad Somebody Leaked CIA Report Before Russia Could

Life During InfoWartime.
What about Glenn Beck's future, huh?

Glenn Beck: Never Mind Saving America — Defeat Donald Trump To Save Glenn Beck!

The 'Casablanca' remake, with Glenn Beck as Victor Lazlo, should be epic.

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

Can Somebody Go Check On Weird Dilbert Guy Scott Adams?

Weird Dilbert Guy and Wonkette darling Scott Adams has had a rough couple of weeks. Last week, he claimed he was SHADOWBANNED by Twitter, and also that people were being paid by some mysterious and unknown entity to say...
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need

Donald Trump Very Angry Google’s Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.
Is it jihad cookie time again already?

Bomb Squad Saves Pennsylvania Town From Threat Of Jihadi Cookies

Americans are now afraid of terrorist cookies.
Don't try this at home.

How Donald Trump’s Sociopathic Parenting Made Donald Trump Jr. The Winner He Is Today

Donald Trump Jr explains where he got his lovable Patrick Bateman personality.

Julian Assange Warns Hillary Clinton Is A Demon Who’ll Murder Us All, Unlike That Nice Mr. Putin

Julian Assange says thing, Wonkette prepares for shitstorm in the comments.
Nah, it's got nothing to do with Ann Coulter. But we love this pic.

SC Gov. Nikki Haley Puts Ann Coulter, Confederate Slavery Flag In Their Proper Places

Rightwing columnist Ann Coulter isn't about to logic South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley into returning the Confederate flag to the statehouse. Here's a porfile in partial courage.