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WONKETTE: 20% NICER TODAY!  8:49 am January 22, 2013

A Children’s Treasury Of Old Handsome Joe Biden Inauguration-Day Greatness, God Love Him

by Doktor Zoom

Here is a photo of Joe Biden getting out of his limousine, looking like a Boss (in point of fact, he is only the boss of the Senate). Sunglasses are a very good look for the VP, whose official Wonkette title is now Old Handsome Joe Biden, God Love Him. (By the end of his [...]

AMERICA'S ONLY NON-MUSLIM HOLIDAY  10:30 am November 26, 2009

Wonkette’s Children’s Treasury of Traditional Thanksgiving Videos

by Ken Layne

Without the turkey-slaughter stylings of Miss Wasilla, how could any of us really enjoy Thanksgiving? Here’s the dropout governor of Alaska before she ditched her job for Hollywood. Look how she doesn’t want to touch that filthy animal! Once you’ve gone Neiman Marcus, you can’t go back. So many more beloved holiday traditional videos await [...]

CHARACTER TURNS  2:27 pm August 7, 2009

Meanwhile, In The Latest Issue Of Parade Magazine…

by Jim Newell

“Want me to hug some Mexican kids and write inspirational shit about Obama’s childhood? You know my price.” [Mediaite]

TAKE THAT LOBSTERBACKS  12:42 pm July 2, 2009

Independence Day, Wonkabout Style

by Arielle Fleisher

This Independence Day is going to be amazing because our savior, Barack Obama, is in the White House, and therefore America is once again a country worth celebrating! Follow our Do’s and Don’ts to make this July 4th the most enjoyable than any since 1776.

BETTER THAN IRAN  3:05 pm June 15, 2009

A Children’s Treasury of Gay Pride DC Parade Photos!

by Riley Waggaman

This is what the Ark would have looked like, if Noah had been an out gay man.


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