Meanwhile, In The Latest Issue Of Parade Magazine…
Friday, August 7th, 2009
“Want me to hug some Mexican kids and write inspirational shit about Obama’s childhood? You know my price.” [Mediaite]
“Want me to hug some Mexican kids and write inspirational shit about Obama’s childhood? You know my price.” [Mediaite]
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