Tag: parade

I don't remember Thomas ever looking so manic

Ferguson Protesters Celebrate Their Right To Choo Choo Choose You

As Snipy noted earlier, the transfer of policing in Ferguson, Missouri, from the local Seal Team Six Wannabes to the Highway Patrol turned last night's turnout into more of a block party, as people celebrated being able to go...

A Children’s Treasury Of Old Handsome Joe Biden Inauguration-Day Greatness, God Love Him

Here is a photo of Joe Biden getting out of his limousine, looking like a Boss (in point of fact, he is only the boss of the Senate). Sunglasses are a very good look for the VP, whose official...

Wonkette’s Children’s Treasury of Traditional Thanksgiving Videos

Without the turkey-slaughter stylings of Miss Wasilla, how could any of us really enjoy Thanksgiving? Here's the dropout governor of Alaska before she ditched her job for Hollywood. Look how she doesn't want to touch that filthy animal! Once...

Meanwhile, In The Latest Issue Of Parade Magazine…

"Want me to hug some Mexican kids and write inspirational shit about Obama's childhood? You know my price."

Independence Day, Wonkabout Style

This Independence Day is going to be amazing because our savior, Barack Obama, is in the White House, and therefore America is once again a country worth celebrating! Follow our Do's and Don'ts to make this July 4th the...

A Children’s Treasury of Gay Pride DC Parade Photos!

This is what the Ark would have looked like, if Noah had been an out gay man. Never before have plastic bead necklaces been distributed with this level of attitude. The U.N., looking fabulous as always. Sweaty Hunk and Intern Riley. Who...